The ugliest mofo I have ever seen.

I think the Franklin Mint type ones that are always in 'rifleman are worse. But not by much.

The 1911 in the spirit of Limited Edition Souvenir Medallion For Limited Time Only Call Now.
 
gdawg said:
I suspect you don't know too many deadheads
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You're right. But I know smokers. And when you're baked enough, all you want is a jelly donut. :)

My personal favourite bit:

The wings embody a burst of Freedom as the tire peels out shifting into a Web pattern that is traditionally Tattoo on the elbow and is fitting as the pattern on the slide. (the elbow of the gun)
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The wings do what now? And the web pattern is traditionally Tattoo? Me like web pattern Tattoo. Is important. Me spell Tatoo always with capital. Word is good and has resilience and fortitude.

Also electrolytes. :)
 
Dark Alley Dan said:
While I imagine the folks at Cabot Guns put together a wonderful product, this is the most aesthetically challenged POS I have ever seen:

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And check out the grammatically-impaired and overwrought ad copy:






I think our American cousins have every right in the world to be proud of what they've accomplished, but this is the nastiest, gaudiest, most jumbled "tribute" to their nation I've ever seen. Jesus, tire tread, feathers, and spider webs? And who knew the slide was "the elbow of the gun"? Or that gripping the pistol was done with "fortitude and resilience"? All these years I've just been grabbing mine.

And they'll sell like jelly donuts at a Grateful Dead show.
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Your not even close, my ugly mofo way uglier than your ugly mofo. It's a sig p226 gone horribly wrong. You may want to cover your eyes before you hit the link. I think Sadam Hussein just came in his pants(Stole that line).

Only $4200, thank god it's a limited run.

RM

https://alflahertys.com/product_detail.php?pc=B&psc=43&uid=2446&page_num=84
 
That 1911 is fugly. That sig link above should come with a warning label, " do not eat prior to viewing ''. Ewww. Horrible waste of a nice gun.
 
MTLGUN said:
The Canadian version would probably have so many warning labels there'd be no place to engrave. The grips would probably be mandated to carry a copy of the Firearms Act or criminal code with bold print on all the parts that tell you how bad guns are and how using them lawfully makes you a criminal.
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...and all the warnings would be bilingual...
 
Rocket an said:
Your not even close, my ugly mofo way uglier than your ugly mofo. It's a sig p226 gone horribly wrong. You may want to cover your eyes before you hit the link. I think Sadam Hussein just came in his pants(Stole that line).

Only $4200, thank god it's a limited run.

RM
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Ugly brothers from different mothers, and both triumphs of excess and poor taste. That being said, I think your example might indeed edge mine out in the area of egregious ghastliness. Feckin' hell, that's a hideous pistol.

Somewhere there's a fellow reading this. Last year, he worked in a Dairy Queen making $10/hr. Then he got his GED and moved to Fort McMordor for a low level gig in a warehouse. His first paycheque was more money than he made in the six months previous. He's off shift, and crashed out in the bunkhouse. Tired of ####, he's started looking for guns.

He will find Al Flaherty's site. He will look for handguns. He will see the Black Nugget. And he will say "####, that's awesome." He will have a spontaneous orgasm and fall asleep. Tomorrow, he will order it.

We will all die a little inside as a result.
 
Dark Alley Dan said:
Ugly brothers from different mothers, and both triumphs of excess and poor taste. That being said, I think your example might indeed edge mine out in the area of egregious ghastliness. Feckin' hell, that's a hideous pistol.

Somewhere there's a fellow reading this. Last year, he worked in a Dairy Queen making $10/hr. Then he got his GED and moved to Fort McMordor for a low level gig in a warehouse. His first paycheque was more money than he made in the six months previous. He's off shift, and crashed out in the bunkhouse. Tired of ####, he's started looking for guns.

He will find Al Flaherty's site. He will look for handguns. He will see the Black Nugget. And he will say "####, that's awesome." He will have a spontaneous orgasm and fall asleep. Tomorrow, he will order it.

We will all die a little inside as a result.
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Wow, as one who has done short consulting gigs up at "Fort McMordor", that tale sure rings true as plausible. I'm guessing you've spent a little time up there too?
 
I think it isn't that bad (it's ugly as sin to me) but it shows what machining capabilities they have plus it's flashy for advertising.
 
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