It snowed last night. There were no footprints - except for deers' and mine. This morning I had 7, that's right, 7 other hunters follow mine.
The first 2 followed my footprints right to my stand, and gave me the "oh, didn't see ya there!" routine. Yeah, BS! Instead of leaving, they just kept walking right past my stand.
By then I was cold and wet anyway, and now I was pissed so I went for a walk to calm down and warm up. I go down a side trail, see no tracks, and turn around. After a few minutes, I find 4 clowns following my tracks down the trail.
Even more pissed, I walk way down the road and found some deer tracks going in to the woods. No trail whatsoever, just deer tracks in the snow. I figure I'll follow and maybe I'll get lucky and jump 'em. Walked for about 45 minutes, and my feet were froze #### stiff by then, so I turned around. About halfway back, guess what? Another butt plug has followed my tracks. Let me tell you I had nothing nice to say to that guy.
Anybody else have similar experience, or am I just a dildo magnet?
If you are one of these guys, what is your malfunction? Is there any sort of thought process or do you just do it because it's your basic instinct to be a douche?
The first 2 followed my footprints right to my stand, and gave me the "oh, didn't see ya there!" routine. Yeah, BS! Instead of leaving, they just kept walking right past my stand.
By then I was cold and wet anyway, and now I was pissed so I went for a walk to calm down and warm up. I go down a side trail, see no tracks, and turn around. After a few minutes, I find 4 clowns following my tracks down the trail.
Even more pissed, I walk way down the road and found some deer tracks going in to the woods. No trail whatsoever, just deer tracks in the snow. I figure I'll follow and maybe I'll get lucky and jump 'em. Walked for about 45 minutes, and my feet were froze #### stiff by then, so I turned around. About halfway back, guess what? Another butt plug has followed my tracks. Let me tell you I had nothing nice to say to that guy.
Anybody else have similar experience, or am I just a dildo magnet?
If you are one of these guys, what is your malfunction? Is there any sort of thought process or do you just do it because it's your basic instinct to be a douche?


















































