Emperor Penguins and Leopard Seals.......Who's In?

c-fbmi said:
Although multi-engine rated I don't know how to start the turbines on a twin otter, if someone can get 'er started I can fly 'er...........I'm looking into aeronautical maps for south America and Antartica as I type this...........Ardent, where are you? You know how to fire up a turbine and this hunt is ideal for iron sights............
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I can get a turbine Otter going, just repeat the process again and we'll have that Twotter in the air.
 
I could use a set of penguin skin slippers ....... when do we leave ? :D

btw shooting a walrus up the nose would be a waste of perfectly good nose meat ..... how do you expect a guy to make pickled walrus nose ?

and about the 6 to 10 international laws we would be breaking ...... who has jurisdiction ?
by the time the "proper " authorities show up any evidence would have been long digested .
 
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You may have a point on the international law thing, by the time anybody rats us out and they take it to an international grand jury we'd be so old nobody would remember what it was all about. We could all claim Alseimers and walk.............
 
OK so I have a solid 9 saying I'm in, including me. We can cut the cost to about $10,000 each cause now we're just gonna steal the twin otter. Dahs says he can get 'er fired up and once he does that I can fly 'er.
The confirmed as follows;
Runningfool
Superbrad
Brewmech....and he's bringing the beer
Republic of Alberta....just to watch my bolt seize up in the Antarctic summer heat.
Nipigon Jack.......as soon as he sells his 2 Savages on the EE
Dahs...he's gonna get the otter fired up.
Dorian Gray
Burnt_Servo

Still room guys, we got the beer covered, seems we have the otter covered (if we don't get caught before lift off), shore lunch will be served as penguin fois gois and seared seal tenderloins on whale blubber wafers. A nice Chianti with shore lunch and beer washer downers. We'll spend one night.......oh wait there is no night there at that time of year so sundowners will be at 7 pm regardless of position of sun and all hunting will cease at 6 PM.......a second night will be considered depending on hunter success......which means a second round of sundowners at 7 PM...and so on, and so on, and so on............and for all you uninformed there are no polar bears on Antartica, so stow that notion...........it's Emperor penguins, Leopard seals, Albatross (for Bryben if he decides to throw in) and a chance at a whale. No there is no f**king polar bears!!!!!
 
burnt_servo said:
maybe we could blame the alzheimers on eating penguin and seal meat that has a high mercury content and sue the people in charge of not protecting us from ourselves ........ :D
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Holy ####! We could actually come out ahead with a plan like that! Good thinking.
 
A second pilot with time on type could really be an asset.....................we may actually be able to use the aircraft to leave...........I can only guarantee one landing, after which we may be in trouble..............
 
if I understand correctly there are elephant seals that get to be close to 8000 pounds ....... kind makes a polar bear seem like a house cat .

if someone really want to shoot bear there , I'm sure we could have one of the seals fitted with a giant toupee :D
 
I can be co-pilot I have a few flight simulators for windows 98 I could freshen up on. I can cook a dynamite fillet-penguin. I'll pack my bag with spices. I can also be a guide, I own a compass and I'm sure I can draw a map...

I'm more of a whiskey guy so I'll stock up.
 
c-fbmi said:
OK so I have a solid 9 saying I'm in, including me. We can cut the cost to about $10,000 each cause now we're just gonna steal the twin otter. Dahs says he can get 'er fired up and once he does that I can fly 'er.
The confirmed as follows;
Runningfool
Superbrad
Brewmech....and he's bringing the beer
Republic of Alberta....just to watch my bolt seize up in the Antarctic summer heat.
Nipigon Jack.......as soon as he sells his 2 Savages on the EE
Dahs...he's gonna get the otter fired up.
Dorian Gray
Burnt_Servo

Still room guys, we got the beer covered, seems we have the otter covered (if we don't get caught before lift off), shore lunch will be served as penguin fois gois and seared seal tenderloins on whale blubber wafers. A nice Chianti with shore lunch and beer washer downers. We'll spend one night.......oh wait there is no night there at that time of year so sundowners will be at 7 pm regardless of position of sun and all hunting will cease at 6 PM.......a second night will be considered depending on hunter success......which means a second round of sundowners at 7 PM...and so on, and so on, and so on............and for all you uninformed there are no polar bears on Antartica, so stow that notion...........it's Emperor penguins, Leopard seals, Albatross (for Bryben if he decides to throw in) and a chance at a whale. No there is no f**king polar bears!!!!!
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Why am I out? Is it because you won't take payment in gold bullion? I think I deserve a little credit especially since I came up with the idea for penguin foie gras.

c-fbmi said:
A second pilot with time on type could really be an asset.....................we may actually be able to use the aircraft to leave...........I can only guarantee one landing, after which we may be in trouble..............
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I watched that movie Airplane, with Leslie Neilson so I'm pretty confident I can fly anything from a Cessna to a Boeing 747.
 
Well Douglas... You may be onto something here... I regret to say that I cannot make this trip, I have a previous commitment. However I must strongly caution you against using the Hornet, it really is sub-par for seal... As a goodwill gesture though, I would like to loan you my K-Hornet reamer... The extra 5% capacity makes a world of difference.

Also I am confident in your success, as you are an experienced vetran... I know you will come back with a load of "meat sperm"........ I mean "sperm meat."
 
Yu'all is missing tew vewwy vewwwwy importunt peepole.
I think the cheeseburglar would be good to bring.
He's got the big shishka bob pot he just made up.
And the candyman has sum s'pierance with flight tower controls.
Plus all the kewl new chooter's too.
One can choot only sew many old leaver critters.

Oley crap, I just kame up with a splendid eye deer.
Why not run a series?
Yu no, the CGN s cap paid?
Get one of the big mewvee pradoocers to film it and host
it up on Saturday night when all the gummutters are on here.
 
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