Emperor Penguins and Leopard Seals.......Who's In?

GPS===Gone Pengwin Shoot'n


Well of course it does 'Looky, that makes perfect sense cause my buddy would know exactly where the penguins are after 100 trips there.

CROWCA...........NO hookers on this trip, sorry. Have to use all my concentration and energy to hunt and track those elusive penguins. I've heard they are spookier than Marco Polos, better camoflaged than a leopard in long grass and faster than a cheetah. It's going to take all my well rested senses to harvest one. Not to mention watching for and fending off roaming packs of leopard seals............
 
Okay guys if you're all gonna let this idea die I'll go by myself, I'm probably the only one who ever really wanted to hunt all seven continents anyway. Penguin fois gras and all that..........now I'm really commited to this idea and I'm gonna make it fly one way or the other. To those who seriously might be interested PM me cause I'm gonna make it happen whatever the cost !!!!!!!!!!1
 
Well I got sum pointers fer ya c-fbmi.
Stick an eagle feather in yer hat band.
Put up some face paint and tell them yewz injun.
Injun's have no boundries and you can hunt and fish and
root and toot all ye likes.
Take a tom tom drum and do the GPS dance.
Google some rain dance noises and such.
Hi ya hi ya ya ya thump thump..........
Pengwin ah la sooshee.
Don't fergit to make a nooki shooki down there or two.
So yewzs knew where yewz wuzs.
Well that's what they tell me.
 
A twin otter ? to Antartica ? hmmm ... could probably get by in a 185 on floats in that case ... Hell !!! who needs floats ?!
 
Twin otter holds more people, more people more fun, great new airstrip there no floats required...........you're just saying that 'cause you never started a twin otter either, have you? I've got the muti rating but don't have the turbine rating or IFR............
 
Well boys I'm on the road again, for the next 4 or 5 days, so it's up to you guys to keep this thread alive.........or not. Will check in when I get ensconced in my winter digs in the Kootenays. Probably stop at my buddies in Dawson Ck and might just chamber up that 458-416 Ruger and fire form some cases. That should be adequate for penguin and leopard seal defence............wait is there another thread there, penguin and leopard seal defence thread ...........HHHMMMMMMMM..........
Y'all behave now.......that means you 'Looky !!!!
 
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id be very curious to see what a penquin tastes like.

cant give you directly an answer but while in France our neighbour was doing researches on the Kerguelen Islands and they were hunting real Corsican sheep introduced while ago ...they tried penguin once as i recall and they had nice taxidermisted ones they re not that small but i was not that tall too at that time .... so they tried but never again ... in those days politically correct was not used in any sentences too ...
 
Me pense Mr Dooglas better re-tink his eye deer of fly'n in there gansta style.
Wunder if'n hees got some sort of wing'um kerpows?

Here yazs go tg07lq........


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That may look impressive and quite intimidating, 'Looky............but you forgot they don't have fingers to pull the trigger with.......it's all just for show, just like the 60s Red Square parades..........none of it actually worked !!
 
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