- Location
- The Conservative part of Ontario
A Hunter Story
>
> An 80 year-old man went to his doctor for his
> quarterly check-up. The
> doctor asked him how he was feeling and the
> 80-year-old said "Things are
> great and I've never felt better. I now have a
> 20 year-old bride who is
> pregnant with my child. So what do you think
> about that?"
> The doctor considered his question for a minute
> and then began."I have
> an older friend, much like you, who is an avid
> hunter and never misses a
> season. One day when he was setting off
> hunting,he was in a bit of a
> hurry and accidentally picked up his walking
> cane instead of his gun.As
> he neared a lake he came across a very large
> male beaver sitting at the
> water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at
> home and so couldn't
> shoot the magnificent creature but out of habit
> he raised his cane, aimed it
> at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting
> rifle and went
> 'bang, bang' .Miraculously, two shots rang out
> and the beaver fell over
> dead.
> Now, what do you think of that?" asked the
> doctor.
> The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say
> somebody else pumped a
> couple of rounds into that beaver."
>
> The doctor replied, "My point exactly".
>
> An 80 year-old man went to his doctor for his
> quarterly check-up. The
> doctor asked him how he was feeling and the
> 80-year-old said "Things are
> great and I've never felt better. I now have a
> 20 year-old bride who is
> pregnant with my child. So what do you think
> about that?"
> The doctor considered his question for a minute
> and then began."I have
> an older friend, much like you, who is an avid
> hunter and never misses a
> season. One day when he was setting off
> hunting,he was in a bit of a
> hurry and accidentally picked up his walking
> cane instead of his gun.As
> he neared a lake he came across a very large
> male beaver sitting at the
> water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at
> home and so couldn't
> shoot the magnificent creature but out of habit
> he raised his cane, aimed it
> at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting
> rifle and went
> 'bang, bang' .Miraculously, two shots rang out
> and the beaver fell over
> dead.
> Now, what do you think of that?" asked the
> doctor.
> The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say
> somebody else pumped a
> couple of rounds into that beaver."
>
> The doctor replied, "My point exactly".
