A Moose with a wiper blade !!!!
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i got a grouse with a stick once.. poped its head and the little bugger kept running around for next 10 seconds.. kind of creepy but funny in some odd way.........
And riding my ATV too fast.. killed a Fly or some kind of small bug by it flying into my nose and spitting it out of my mouth... didnt want to do it but it had to be done..
And riding my ATV too fast.. killed a Fly or some kind of small bug by it flying into my nose and spitting it out of my mouth... didnt want to do it but it had to be done..
my dad killed a deer in the middle of the city with a cops hand gun.
(deer was hit by car,,,, Cops did not know what to do! and they did not have the balls to shoot it!! So my dad asked for a gun and he would do it! and the cop gave him a 9mm handgun to shoot it! And after he shot it then seen that there was a news crew starting to record!
(deer was hit by car,,,, Cops did not know what to do! and they did not have the balls to shoot it!! So my dad asked for a gun and he would do it! and the cop gave him a 9mm handgun to shoot it! And after he shot it then seen that there was a news crew starting to record!
Best story I got is from when I was younger, my dad pick-axed a beaver that was coming for him. It makes it funnier if you know my dad; very quiet, unnassuming, friendly... Makes it quite comical to picture him pickarooing a beaver.
A beaver taking a run at you with the intention of chewing your leg off isn't funny. They move right quick when they are pissed at you
Yea, I should of stuck a smiley in there somewhere
.I'm sure I looked funny doing that dance too, except I used an axe to bean the bugger.
Believe what you want, I suppose you could go check the maintenance records for Quebec city,and ask folks on the coast of Quebec about my Grandfather, see if he was a liar,, or you could go _ _ _ _ yourself! I guess if it didn't happen to you , it didn't happen!
a buddy of mine killed a timber rattler with a heavy rock while i stood still at a distance of two feet. the most unnerving thing was seeing the tail come up and hearing the rattle . this was in the states .i really will have to buy him a bottle of whiskey as i never did properly thank him .
- Location
- The Conservative part of Ontario
Some time back, I was delivering some bunk beds to deer camp loaded on my trailer, piled high with stuff, including my supplies for the hunt, and the food for the camp.
I left my cottage and headed out early.
As I came around a corner on the highway, I am suddenly surrounded by deer. At least eight. I'm braking and weaving through bounding white tails, and suddenly I'm in the clear. I look in the rear view to see the deer just in time to see one jump against my trailer.
I stop and go back to see if it's Ok, but not to be.
I turned around, so my headlights were on the deer in the ditch as best as I could manage without blocking the road.
s**t, it's Sunday before deer season opens, and I'm alone on a deserted stretch of road with a dying deer.
I dare not get the rifle out (tempting) there's not a mark on the deer, but it's laying in the ditch unable to move. I decide to give it ten minutes to die, and go sit in the Jeep.
Still not dead.
FFS
It seems to be paralyzed in the front quarters. Hind legs move, but can't get up.
I go up close to see if I can spook it to rise, but no go.
Crap
I go back to the jeep, and dig for my knife, this takes a good ten minutes, as it's buried in a very full vehicle.
Deer is still there.
I cut her throat, she gives me a hell of a kick with her hind leg, and I go back to wait.
Ten minutes later, she's still alive! FFS!
I damn near cut her head clean off, and go give her another ten.
She's still alive.
This is ridiculous, it just can't be!
OK, when I shoot a deer, I go for heart lung, and they die quick, so I do the same with my knife.
Ten minutes later, I throw what's left in the trailer under the bunk beds, and drive to Bancroft, (on my way anyway) where I reported the whole thing to a very sleepy OPP officer at the station. He tells me that as long as damage is under X dollars, no report needed. I just wanted a record if the MNR stopped me.
Later I got a possession permit for the deer, and didn't need to use a tag.
Up to now, it's been pretty dark, I must have stepped in the water because my shoes are soaked..... Nope.
When I got out to fill up in Vennachar, I found that my shoes and pants were soaked in blood.
As to the kick, I was lucky, only got a black finger nail out of it. Damage to the trailer, SFA.
I left my cottage and headed out early.
As I came around a corner on the highway, I am suddenly surrounded by deer. At least eight. I'm braking and weaving through bounding white tails, and suddenly I'm in the clear. I look in the rear view to see the deer just in time to see one jump against my trailer.
I stop and go back to see if it's Ok, but not to be.
I turned around, so my headlights were on the deer in the ditch as best as I could manage without blocking the road.
s**t, it's Sunday before deer season opens, and I'm alone on a deserted stretch of road with a dying deer.
I dare not get the rifle out (tempting) there's not a mark on the deer, but it's laying in the ditch unable to move. I decide to give it ten minutes to die, and go sit in the Jeep.
Still not dead.
FFS
It seems to be paralyzed in the front quarters. Hind legs move, but can't get up.
I go up close to see if I can spook it to rise, but no go.
Crap
I go back to the jeep, and dig for my knife, this takes a good ten minutes, as it's buried in a very full vehicle.
Deer is still there.
I cut her throat, she gives me a hell of a kick with her hind leg, and I go back to wait.
Ten minutes later, she's still alive! FFS!
I damn near cut her head clean off, and go give her another ten.
She's still alive.
This is ridiculous, it just can't be!
OK, when I shoot a deer, I go for heart lung, and they die quick, so I do the same with my knife.
Ten minutes later, I throw what's left in the trailer under the bunk beds, and drive to Bancroft, (on my way anyway) where I reported the whole thing to a very sleepy OPP officer at the station. He tells me that as long as damage is under X dollars, no report needed. I just wanted a record if the MNR stopped me.
Later I got a possession permit for the deer, and didn't need to use a tag.
Up to now, it's been pretty dark, I must have stepped in the water because my shoes are soaked..... Nope.
When I got out to fill up in Vennachar, I found that my shoes and pants were soaked in blood.
As to the kick, I was lucky, only got a black finger nail out of it. Damage to the trailer, SFA.
- Location
- big sky country
LOL! You guys are savages!
Keep the stories coming, they are great.
Keep the stories coming, they are great.
I've killed multiple raccoons, porcupines, one cat, and one deer with th ecar, but those weren't really on purpose. Surprisingly, i've never done ANY damage to a car, even hitting the deer.
Years ago when i was about 12 I killed a large groundhog with a shovel handle. It was in the back yard facing off against my dog. The groundhog was big and fat, and almost 20lbs. The dog was a 10lb teacup poodle mix We were afraid for the dog.
Years ago when i was about 12 I killed a large groundhog with a shovel handle. It was in the back yard facing off against my dog. The groundhog was big and fat, and almost 20lbs. The dog was a 10lb teacup poodle mix
We were afraid for the dog.
a Mauser C96 Broomhandle???... haha
