A Moose with a wiper blade !!!!

Field mouse with a 410 running full out on the show at 15 yards. Rats with 2x4s and shot a number of mice inside the camp with the BB guns.
 
Sharks

Used to kill nosy sharks with a 12 guage shell on an aluminum stick - but only before they tried to bite me or tried to steal my bugs
 
I was shooting some birds with my pellet gun and the last one I shot was wounded and running around but I had unfortunately run out of ammo, so I grabbed a nearby pitchfork and after a few jabs I impaled him pretty nicely
 
I have killed a few things with rather unconventional weapons... but the funniest thing I ever seen was my 80 year old grandmother killing a mouse with a piece of firewood in her kitchen... right after I accidentally let it out from under the bowl that she trapped it under.:D
 
Wasn't me, but a childhood bud used to kill starlings with a mousetrap. Sprinkle a small amount of snow over the mousetrap and sprinkle birdseed, breadcrumbs etc over the snow.
 
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an attacking dog with my bare hands. It attacked my husky that was on a leash years ago when I lived out west. Dog's owner tried to charge me but ended up getting charged himself. Kicks were not doing anything to keep the sheppard away from my dog so I hit it as hard as I could on the back of its neck and broke it.
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German sheppards use to scare the chit out of me when I was a kid, glad you don't see that many of them any more. FS
 
Stray dog, bare hands.


He lunged at my sister (14 at the time), I grabbed him by the rear legs and gave him a windmill body slam (Like splitting wood with a heavy maul) to knock him out then stood on his chest while pulling up on his legs until he expired.
 
got a duck once that flew into the side of my motorcyle helmet...(that one hurt)
Skunk one time with the cruiser foot peg rest one night in Pembroke.
Partridge in a grill of an 82 Chevy pickup

I do not count backing over a neighbours dog who would never stay home and decided to snooze under my truck one day.
 
Coyote with a quad!

I was out riding my Honda 400EX (sport quad) in the stubble fields around my house. Half way across the quarter I saw a coyote on the run. I flipped around and took a good intersecting line. I was in 4th gear tapped wide open when I hit him with the front left tire. He went down and I stopped and turned around to go check it out. When I got to him he was still alive, but I must have broke his neck because he couldn’t move. I finished him off with a large rock I found in the stubble.

Similar story but it was a friend, same thing but he didn’t hit the coyote very hard, so he slammed on the brakes and came to a stop directly on top of the ‘yote. With its last dying breathe the little bastard bit the front tire of the quad. My buddy had to hike home to get his truck to pick up the quad and put a whole new tire on it!
 
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Some friends were duck hunting and saw a deer alive with an arrow through its eyes and head. They finished it off with their 12 gauge steel #2 at 5 yards.

While doing field work on blue tits we had to stomp on some of the chicks because they were rotting with maggots eating them and still alive.

My husband shot a squirrel with his bow out of season because it was limping with a swollen leg, had hardly any fur and looked disgusting and very sick.
 
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