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One business agent we had with us for 9 years told me once about a cessena 185 that crashed in thhe Mount Pearl Cemetary.
At last count there was 127 bodies recovered but digging was going to continue through the night....:D

I was reading a book about a certain Newfoundland comedian and furnace salesman , George Claustan(?) this guy was HILARIOUS!!
he woce told a story about a fisherman who came in from the outport 1 month early.
storekeeper " Smithh, you're in town early!

"fisherman " Yessir, I needs to gets some boots for me woman"

storekeeper " Oh, okay! lace ups, or buttons?"

fisherman" don' matter, Ye Know"

storekeeper " well, dress ups, Black Diamonds, or sneakers?"

Fisherman " I says, it don' matter, yee know!"

The storekeepr was flustered by this time and blurts out " Lard t'underin' Jeezus, man, doees ya wants low heels , hogh heels , or corks??":confused:

The fisherman shouts back " I tells ya it don' matter man, she's gonna bring 'em back an' change 'em anyway!!"
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jiminthecorner said:
Dear fogducker Do you really find that amusing!!!! Shame on you.Newfoundlanders are a remarkable people and are NOT to be made fun of!Do you also tell Nig..er jokes,Polacks,Jews,etc?? I for one worked in St Johns with some of the smartest and resourseful guys I've ever known. Of course I see you live in Toronto....... JITC
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Lighten up by'! Nuttin wrong wit a few Newf jokes. :D
 
As long as you guys are laughing WITH US and not AT US, I've got no problem with them...;) If its AT...get stuffed!;) :D

...as for the Taxi pic...reminds of the time my brother was working at a Home Depot in North York one Summer between semesters at university.

Here he was, 15 feet up a ladder putting together steel shelving with another buddy from school and he needed some more bolts to complete the current shelving unit.

The girl sent to help them as a "go-fer" was busy passing up bolts, washers, etc...

Anyhow, he asked her to pass up some more bolts...she asked how many, he answered...TREE (dropping the h sound as many Newfoundlanders do)

...the girl looked puzzled and then replied in her thick Torontonian accent..."but the Garden Center is all the way on the other side of the store!" ...before they could stop her, she was off, rushing across the store toward the Garden Center!

She came back five minutes later holding....yep, you guessed it...a tree!:D To be more precise, a Canadian Maple sapling!:D
 
X-man said:
As long as you guys are laughing WITH US and not AT US, I've got no problem with them...;)
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Who could seriously, laugh AT a Newfoundlander anyways??

Let's step back and llook at the state of affairs. There many thousands of them in Ontario (center of the universe) and control much of what goes on there, plus the fact that they TOTALLY control ALBERTA and all the energy that Canada has. They are in EVERY corner of Canada getting ready to take over the country, and all we ever talk about is Quebec separating, totally ignoring the facts at hand.

If anyone is laughing AT the Newfies, it won't be long. :)
 
SuperCub said:
There many thousands of them in Ontario (center of the universe) and control much of what goes on there, plus the fact that they TOTALLY control ALBERTA and all the energy that Canada has. They are in EVERY corner of Canada getting ready to take over the country, and all we ever talk about is Quebec separating, totally ignoring the facts at hand.
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ALERT ALERT. NB NLRA MEMBERS, THIS CANUCK IS GETTING TOO CLOSE. PLAN 4 IS NOW IN EFFECT. HILLIER WILL CONTACT YOU WITH UPDATED ORDERS TONIGHT.
 
OK OK OK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm put in my place,maybe because I've really "KISSED: the COD,eaten seal flipper pie,scrunchions cod tounges, and drunk a lot of LONDON DOCK 150 proof when I worked there. Ah well dem was some good days! JITC
 
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Hey, that's from my home town, Port Aux Basques.
Gateway Cabs - 695 - tree, tree, tree, tree.
In the backround you can see Edgars Barbar Shop. It was the only barbar shop my dad would go to and there were alot of laughs in that place too.
Nothing wrong with a bit of laughter. So, long has it's not done in malice.
If everyone laughed more the world would be a better place.
 
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Orvis said:
Hey, that's from my home town, Port Aux Basques.
Gateway Cabs - 695 - tree, tree, tree, tree.
In the backround you can see Edgars Barbar Shop. It was the only barbar shop my dad would go to and there were alot of laughs in that place too.
Nothing wrong with a bit of laughter. So, long has it's not done in malice.
If everyone laughed more the world would be a better place.
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did you know a fellow with name Nippard from there?
 
SuperCub said:
Who could seriously, laugh AT a Newfoundlander anyways??

Let's step back and look at the state of affairs. There many thousands of them in Ontario (center of the universe) and control much of what goes on there, plus the fact that they TOTALLY control ALBERTA and all the energy that Canada has. They are in EVERY corner of Canada getting ready to take over the country, and all we ever talk about is Quebec separating, totally ignoring the facts at hand.
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Don't forget the north. We make up about 20% of Yellowknife. Why Yellowknife? Same weather, same landscape (rock), same lifestyle - fish, hunt, enjoy yourself!:D

Here's one for all ye CFA's...
A pub in downtown St. John's had a sign in the window:TODAY'S SPECIAL - LOBSTER TAIL AND BEER. A local newf looks at the sign and says to his buddy,"Look at dat, buddy, me tree favourite tings!"
 
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