A Review on a crude copy of the World War II Japanese Nambu type 14

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A few years ago, I was sent this review by a friend, and to say the least, I had a good laugh over it. I have no idea who wrote it, but I seriously doubt this crude copy of a Nambu type 14 ever excited.Enjoy and hope you all have a good laugh.



Instruction From The Editor To The Journalist: Frangible Arms just bought a four page color ad in our next issue. They sent us their latest offering, the CQB MK-V Tactical Destroyer. I told Fred to take it out to the range to test. He’ll have the data for you tomorrow.

Feedback From Technician Fred:

The pistol is a crude copy of the World War II Japanese Nambu type 14 pistol, except it’s made from unfinished zinc castings. The grips are pressed cardboard. The barrel is unrifled pipe. There are file marks all over the gun, inside and out.

Only 10 rounds of 8mm ammunition were supplied. Based on previous experience with a genuine Nambu, I set up a target two feet down range. I managed to cram four rounds in the magazine and one in the chamber. I taped the magazine in place, bolted the pistol into a machine rest, got behind a barricade, and pulled the trigger with 20 feet of 550 cord. I was unable to measure the trigger pull because my fish scale tops out at 32 pounds. On the third try, the pistol fired. From outline of the holes, I think the barrel, frame, magazine, trigger and recoil spring blew through the target. The remaining parts scattered over the landscape.

I sent the machine rest back to the factory to see if they can fix it, and we need to replace the shooting bench for the nice people who own the range. I’ll be off for the rest of the day. My ears are still ringing. I need a drink.


Article Produced By The Journalist:

The CQB MK-V Tactical Destroyer is arguably the deadliest pistol in the world. Based on a combat proven military design, but constructed almost entirely of space age alloy, it features a remarkable barrel design engineered to produce a cone of fire, a feature much valued by Special Forces world wide. The Destroyer shows clear evidence of extensive hand fitting. The weapon disassembles rapidly without tools. At a reasonable combat distance, I put five holes in the target faster than I would have thought possible. This is the pistol to have if you want to end a gunfight at all costs. The gun is a keeper, and I find myself unable to send it back.
 
Journalism is one of the highest-stress jobs in the world. Writing mindless drivel out of local political garbage stories can really get to you if you are serious about your work.

The result is that, just to get away from the stress, sometimes the journalists will write the stories they would LIKE to write.

This can be a VERY bad thing if you are not careful.

One of mine got mixed-in with the weekly news once, sent off and was typeset and dummied onto the front page. I arrived at the plant barely in time to pull it, grab the typed copy..... and destroy both.

It concerned a fictional eyewitness report regarding the RCMP in a small Newfoundland town arresting the Leader of a Provincial Liberal Party...... for committing an illegal act in a public place.... with Joey Smallwood's old yellow dog.

If I hadn't been able to pull that story, likely I would STILL be in court!

Got real careful after that, although I do have a couple of gun stories around somewhere....

THIS one, however, is a dandy.
 
Journalism is one of the highest-stress jobs in the world. Writing mindless drivel out of local political garbage stories can really get to you if you are serious about your work.

The result is that, just to get away from the stress, sometimes the journalists will write the stories they would LIKE to write.

This can be a VERY bad thing if you are not careful.

One of mine got mixed-in with the weekly news once, sent off and was typeset and dummied onto the front page. I arrived at the plant barely in time to pull it, grab the typed copy..... and destroy both.

It concerned a fictional eyewitness report regarding the RCMP in a small Newfoundland town arresting the Leader of a Provincial Liberal Party...... for committing an illegal act in a public place.... with Joey Smallwood's old yellow dog.

If I hadn't been able to pull that story, likely I would STILL be in court!

Got real careful after that, although I do have a couple of gun stories around somewhere....

THIS one, however, is a dandy.

Smellie: Full of class lol
 
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