A very good day indeed

hairygrump

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My wife rocks. She let me stop in at the range on our way to the farmers market this morning and they just happened to have a brand new shipment of Russian 1945's in the rack ready for sale. She knows how much I've wanted to buy one and it wasn't more than a few minutes later that I was getting rung in at the till. A little later on we were in the local home depot and saw a great deal on a new BBQ, she let me buy that too!!!! New rifle and a new grill on the same day!!!! Now I just have to track down a case of ammo......
 
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My wife rocks. She let me stop in at the range on our way to the farmers market this morning and they just happened to have a brand new shipment of Russian 1945's in the rack ready for sale. She knows how much I've wanted to buy one and it wasn't more than a few minutes later that I was getting rung in at the till. A little later on we were in the local home depot and saw a great deal on a new BBQ, she let me buy that too!!!! New rifle and a new grill on the same day!!!! Now I just have to track down a case of ammo......
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Congratulations, but beware - BBQ's are an evil plot dreamt up by feminists. They started about 50 years ago, with charcoal BBQ's and hibachi's. They got us so hooked on BBQ's, that cooking on them is man's work. Then, they developed gas BBQ's (similar to a gas range, no???). Next, came the side burner - kinda like a stove's elements, no? Now, the have BBQ's with ovens. So, the next thing we know, women will have us cooking INDOORS!

Don't believe me? Well, that's just the beginning - now, they have vacuum cleaners with turbine technology, makes you feel like you're piloting a jet when you use it. Computerized washers and dryers, fridges that you can hook up to your computer, all designed to tickle our gadget nerve - it's an evil plot to turn us all into feeble weaklings who love to clean and cook - BEWARE!

Glad for you that you got a new gun, though:D
 
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" I would definately be servicing my wife after a day like that. Last year she gave me a gift certificate for my local gun shop for Father's day, you know what happened that night now don't we!!! "

you ended up doing all the house work ?
 
I would be wary, my wife just bought me a new Gary Fisher/Trek mountain bike and told me to buy a new AK !
I KNOW something is up !!
 
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