Ardent
CGN Ultra frequent flyer
Worst. My NWT Woods Bison. Shot it within 5km of the trailhead. It was so close that we were able to drive the truck down to the scene and back right up to him. I thought I was going to puke part way through. It was unseasonably warm (Labour Day Weekend and +18C) and by the time we got him to the point where we could tackle the guts he was bloating pretty well. Foolishly tubed-out the front legs which made getting the legs out of the hide even harder. Black flies like crazy and hundreds of pounds of innards. Get the picture? We were so worn out by the end of it we hooked the ATV winch around his neck and hacked away at the Atlas Joint until we had the several-hundred pound head and cape free of the rest of the carcass.
To top it off, the firewood cutter that came and went during the whole process reported us to the game wardens as having "shot a buffalo that they thought was a moose. Now they're cutting it up." Met the wardens on the highway with a broke-down pickup. Turns out I knew one of them for many years and he knew that I had been given a tag by the Chief. We were on our way pretty quickly.
But so much good eating.
I've done a few bison, and they don't get easier. They're always tough, the skin is a leaden tarp, they live in moose country but are twice the size, the head weighs what an adult male should (zero exaggeration, weighed it) and you have to work quickly to cool them down. They don't roll thanks to bulls being a couple thousand pounds with a purpose built hump clearly of intelligent design that prevents any kind of reorienting of a dead Bison. Add the typical season of winter for bison hunting and the associated snow and it gets worse. They can't be strung up without a serious skinning pole that nobody but ranchers have the time to build, and when you ask someone to hold a leg you can watch them steel themselves. And they aren't misguided in doing so. The gut pile weighs more than just about any deer in the country, and thanks to a bison not rolling kindly, and the impossibility of winching one up, you fight with that cow elk sized gut ball up close and personal. The last one I did gutless and it's the only way in my eyes if don't take the ribs. Oh, and bison can be tougher than a 12 valve cummins.
Both my worsts were weather related, a -30C bison north in the dead of winter, and a -30 Whitetail. Neither story is entertaining both were just a grind.





















































