An Embarrassment of Riches
- Thread starter Teapot
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Don't think too much Pitdogboy and Canuckgunny, the first picture was intended to makde fun of the gun magazine photographs that usually had a gun surrounded by expensive surroundings and items as if marketers hoped people would say to themselves, " Hm, if I buy this gun perhaps I will live /have these items too or people will see me that or this way like in the photo."
There is nothing to understand beyond that, understand?
There is nothing to understand beyond that, understand?
You guys don't understand do you...
This is an Art Form..
Expressionism...
The picture tells a tale.
I see a chap on the road on a budget.
Maybe a vacuum salesman
Finding shelter in shady hotels
bad city blocks and greasy pizzas
He's probably not happy
Its the wee hours of the morning and the bars are closed now
His health is deteriorating
This is an Art Form..
Expressionism...
The picture tells a tale.
I see a chap on the road on a budget.
Maybe a vacuum salesman
Finding shelter in shady hotels
bad city blocks and greasy pizzas
He's probably not happy
Its the wee hours of the morning and the bars are closed now
His health is deteriorating
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Riflechair said:
I really liked the first one, honest I did, but the latest one that doesn't show up kinda has me feeling the same thing as back when that 'artist' was makin stuff outta rotten steaks. Or those 'artists' that make something and then cover it in a blanket. I can't see it. Literally in this case... and I'm gonna keep harping on TeaPot till .....
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Riflechair said:You guys don't understand do you...
This is an Art Form..
Expressionism...
The picture tells a tale.
I see a chap on the road on a budget.
Maybe a vacuum salesman
Finding shelter in shady hotels
bad city blocks and greasy pizzas
He's probably not happy
Its the wee hours of the morning and the bars are closed now
His health is deteriorating
And he's so broke, he only has Canadian Tire money...
Canuckbunny,
You did not know this but my still life photograph is actually a test, not of the Emergency Broadcast System but of something more subtle. Have you heard of the Rorschach Ink Blot Test? This photograph weeds out those firearm owners who ought not to posess a licence. Your guesses as to what the photograph meant were a dismal failure, nay, they were frightening. It demonstrates your psychopathic tendencies in your strange and bizarre flights of fancy. In short, you see the photograph through your mind sickly.
Behold, fellow CGN'rs, the deranged guesses of Canuckbunny.
Cute and Fuzzy Bunny Run Over By Freight Train?
###y Woman Tortures Gorbechev With Feather Boa?
Pirate Spins Ceramic Plate on Parrots Beak?
But, there is hope yet for him. I will post one last image and give him one last chance to guess correctly and straightly. And Canuckbunny, think well upon that which you will write to-night.
(For Canuckbunny's sake I hope I can get the image posted)
You did not know this but my still life photograph is actually a test, not of the Emergency Broadcast System but of something more subtle. Have you heard of the Rorschach Ink Blot Test? This photograph weeds out those firearm owners who ought not to posess a licence. Your guesses as to what the photograph meant were a dismal failure, nay, they were frightening. It demonstrates your psychopathic tendencies in your strange and bizarre flights of fancy. In short, you see the photograph through your mind sickly.
Behold, fellow CGN'rs, the deranged guesses of Canuckbunny.
Cute and Fuzzy Bunny Run Over By Freight Train?
###y Woman Tortures Gorbechev With Feather Boa?
Pirate Spins Ceramic Plate on Parrots Beak?
But, there is hope yet for him. I will post one last image and give him one last chance to guess correctly and straightly. And Canuckbunny, think well upon that which you will write to-night.
(For Canuckbunny's sake I hope I can get the image posted)
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Teapot said:
Well, the game is much easier when your posts actually show up
(There is no hope for me BTW)... I'll try play along anyways. Glock in 9mm... probably belongs to a skateboarding drug user (that's a lot of knarly grip tape, dude)... The knife (while NOT plastic???) supports the drug use theory, hot knifing while skipping school I presume? The money, again, NOT plastic??? is all that remains of this poor immigrants inheritance (due to illicit drug use).
Now either we have some fillings stolen from Gramma's skull (last ditch attempt for drug money) or those are little pieces of tin foil... can anyone say 'heroine'? The cutting board, while naturally well suited to staying off bacterial growth is, again... NOT plastic. Are those German's crazy or what
The last object... hmmm... looks like its from some kinda red light district shop... definitely COULD be plastic.... and a sure sign that someones girlyfriend has been excercising! That or someone left the cue ball too close to the stove while hot knifing.
Did I pass?
