and so the wifey say,s

At this time of the year, many surburbanites leave their lawns, malls, boring trophy wifes, jobs and mistresses and give in to the strong, ancient and primal instinct to go out and hunt, and kill something with a heartbeat, and then eat it, and then live on their past and future hunting memories, rest of the year, back in surburbia.

What are we going to do, when we run out of fuel ? Move away from surburbia and back to the land, and hunt from horse backs ?

My wife tells me that I smell of dead deer during the hunting season. I think that I smell more like the forrest and the grassy plains that I stalk trough while hunting 8)
 
Twenty five years ago I got married on 1 November, and on 2 November went to the hunt camp. This year because the season is late I was actually home for my 25th wedding anniversary. But my wife was playing hockey that night.......... :roll:

Ontario has a three month deer season, 1 Oct to 31 Dec where I live in Eastern Ontario, and I hunt it all. Bow, rifle, shotgun, BP, if we had a spear season I would go for that too..............

.........and I smell like this ALL the time, what's not to like??? :shock:

Doug
 
My father in law is an outfitter, my wife grew up around it. when the leaves turn I am gone and thats just the way it is, she dont mind a bit
 
Doug said:
Twenty five years ago I got married on 1 November, and on 2 November went to the hunt camp. This year because the season is late I was actually home for my 25th wedding anniversary. But my wife was playing hockey that night.......... :roll:

Ontario has a three month deer season, 1 Oct to 31 Dec where I live in Eastern Ontario, and I hunt it all. Bow, rifle, shotgun, BP, if we had a spear season I would go for that too..............
.........and I smell like this ALL the time, what's not to like??? :shock:

Doug
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Talk to gatehouse
 
For thanksgiving this year I had hot dogs roasted over an open fire while moose hunting.The ole lady put on her usual spread,all the fixins.I didn't even get any leftovers by the time I got back,but after eating some of moose I got this year I don't think that getting her to postpone dinner till I get back from hunting next year will be a problem.Up till now all she's had was deer and she can't stop raving about how good the moose is.
 
31 years ago I was in Europe romancing my German girlfriend and when September rolled around, after nearly a year of living together in Japan, Thailand and Germany I said "I gotta go now. it's hunting season."

She was a bit shocked, first 'cause I wanted to go suddenly and also because in Germany hunting is a rich man's game, not a working class one like here.

Anyway, she wrapped her head around that and I came home, went hunting and in December she flew over and we got married.

In 1976 when she was 8 1/2 months pregnant I shot a big black bear and we butchered it and she cooked up all the meat and canned it as my parents wouldn't have a bear in their deep freeze. As soon as the bear was done I shot a deer in our garden. With her days away from her due date, she was a bit choked, but cut and wrapped and froze that one.

Fast forward to this September. I was up in the Chilcotin with my buddies on a moose trip and shot a deer early in the trip. One of the guys had to go home early so I sent the deer carcass home with him and she cut, wrapped and froze it herself.

Best home butcher I've ever seen and in the field we can skin and quarter a bear in about 45 minutes together.

She's marvelous at cooking all this stuff too.

She likes to go along too though when it's possible, so tomorrow we're going to stay with another hunting couple in Kamloops and day hunt from there.
 
Wow those Greman girls can butcher.


The sad news for me is that I - the ultimate batchlor - will be getting married to my Vietnamese girlfriend on Novemver 20. Ya that's right, in the deer rut. Good thing I used up my buck tag already 8)

Now to teach her how to:
1 Deal with lonelyness on anniversarys, so she can...
2 Gut
3 Skin
4 Quarter
5 Cook

Ya, that sounds about right :lol:
 
TMaC said:
She pushed over your camper? Was it unstable, jacked up real high or did she have try outs for a CFL team to be a linebacker :shock:
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jacked up to put on my truck, nothing underneath it at all. no damage, bent one jack is all, easy fix.
 
Republic of Alberta said:
sad news for me is that I - the ultimate batchlor - will be getting married to my Vietnamese girlfriend on Novemver 20.
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Congratzz...........

Does that mean it's not a good time to send out that rifle for restocking :?: :D

SC.......................
 
Republic of Alberta said:
dw said:
Congrats on the up and coming wedding. And don't forget to wear this.

BARF!!!!!!!

Camo on every thing has to be an american problem. I once saw a pic of a guy that has a Real Tree camo couch with the matching chair of course.
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Ewwwww. that is bad.
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Republic of Alberta said:
SuperCub said:
[Congratzz...........

Does that mean it's not a good time to send out that rifle for restocking :?: :D

SC.......................
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Did I mention the house I just bought. IM SCREWED :cry:
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So you're saying that you NEED the work, right :?: :twisted:


SC...........................
 
mommabear said:
I'm looking forward to ya's going deer hunting , so many reasons :twisted: :lol:

Big bed to myself, watch what I want on T.V. , less beer to buy ( hmm.. maybe ) :wink: this is also the time I pick a room to redo! 8) I do get lonely when he's away... but it's a good lonely.

Just think dumbdawg... soon I'll be coming with you! :wink: So, I shall enjoy this time alone while I can lol :wink: Luv ya!
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Well you could honor his hunt by using a camo theme on the room you redo, being female we would of course expect you to do it in shades of pink. Do they sell living room sets in pink camo? I think he'd be so happy when he came home to see it that he'd be left speechless! :twisted:

You sure as heck wouldn't be left at home next hunting season!! :lol:
 
LOL! CK.... actually even I'm not into pink! :roll:

I redid the living room last year... our upstairs bathroom needs help so I'm thinking that will be the room for this year! Maybe I can put the huge moose rack that the guys got in there...lol :shock:
 
My ex-wifes birthday was Sept.20 and man she would get upset when I went hunting as our season opens on th 17th of sept. She finally got over it and then kicked me out on my birthday 2 years later. My g/f now is getting pissy cause all I do is hunt when I'm not working. but oh well suck it up buttercup can always find another woman. The next one may actually like hunting or not who cares. I'm not going to give up hunting.
 
can always find another woman.
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Game hunting....Women hunting...only difference is the gun used :mrgreen:

Actually startin to feel bad about leaving the wife for the deer hunt :roll: after just gettin back from the moose highaita!
Lost our old lab 3 weeks ago next monday, she was good company for the wife :(
The couch beagle goes to the camp with me, my last youngun at home will be spending as much time at the camp as he can work around school. Oh well at least for the deer hunt I can slip home for quicky :wink: ..visits that is, as it's only a 10 min ATV ride home from the camp :D
 
open-sights said:
Just broke it off with the g/friend, she says she hates me in hunting season, told me I was wayyyyy different, not kidding, then she got all bent out of shape like girls do when things come apart, then I giggled a little, then she went and pushed over my camper (no damage though) then I jacked up the camper, put it on the truck and drove away looking forward to hunting tommorow. TRUE STORY :lol:
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:shock: Sounds scary.

And big!
 
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