1.Cover a Pringles tube in black electrical tape, and velcro it to the handguard.
2.Slip a roman candle in tube.
3.Light firework with a cigar. You could use a match, lighter, or cigarette, but the cigar is much more bad ass. It should be Cuban, but if you have to use a Dominican, so be it.
4.Yell one liners at the target: "Say hello to my little friend!", "Yippee ki yay, mother******s!" or my personal favorite: "You want a war? I'll give you a war you wouldn't believe"
5.Use your multicam tactical fire extinguisher to put out the target.