Wow... I think this is the first reference to "teen asian concubines" I've seen on gunnutz.
In my neck of the woods, such experiences can be had cheaply compared to owning HK black rifles registered into the Canadian system.
On the prices in the EE... as other people have noted, it's just supply and demand. The "real" price of an semi-auto UMP with pinned 5-round mags (that is, minus the corporate policies - and mistakes - that have created this scarcity situation - where just a few of these firearms are registered into the Canadian system) is probably not much more than what we pay for something like an HK45 pistol - maybe $1,500. Marstar sells the MP5A3 for $1,950 to police agencies. The UMP is supposed to be a cheaper alternative to the MP5.
It's a bit like the B&T TP9... why don't people lust over that
"SMG"? Obviously it is because you can order as many of them as you want from Wolverine. Same with Swiss Arms, AR-15's, etc., etc. If we couldn't buy new ones, the ones that slipped throug the cracks would command high prices.
Now people are going to pay (and later hope that others will pay) premium prices for short barrel AR's with flash hiders, etc. because we can't get them out of the U.S. anymore. Same with Finnish "AK's" in the EE. High prices because you can't just order up a restricted AK from China for $300.
On the plus side, now it looks like we are going to be able to get Type 97 for a lot closer to what the "real" (non scarcity/ridiculous) price is ($850). We are also going to be getting Chinese M4's and other lower priced stuff.
Ever notice how those expensive rifles come up on the EE every few months anyway? These guys that put $6 to $10 K into them are just renting them. I could have probably bought 4 or 5 UMP's (9mm and .45), 2 or 3 G36's and 1 MP7 in the EE in the couple of years I've been on this board. At my home range I have not seen an MP7, but people certainly have UMP's, G36's (no not conversions, but we see those too), PS90's, PS2000's. If you want to rent one, no problem. I don't think they are all that rare - mainly becuase people don't keep them that long anyway.