Be carefull out there.

['Boo]

https://ultimatetheraphy.info/?p=940


COLORADO: HUNTER CLAIMS HE WAS ###UALLY ASSAULTED BY A SASQUATCH

Darrel Whitaker, from Glenwood Springs in Colorado, claims a sasquatch attacked him and attempted to rape him while he was walking in the woods.

The 57-year old man was walking to his hunting cabin on Sunday, to see if it had suffered any damage during the winter.

All of a sudden, a large “gorilla-like” creature dropped from a tree in front of him punched him in the face.

“It was at least 8-foot tall and it’s punches hurt like hell! I was knocked right out at the first blow!”

While Mr. Whitaker was trying to recover from the attack, the large humanoid creature began to tear his clothes while letting out some terrifying howls.

“When I regained consciousness, he had already torn my pants and was tearing through my underwear. I stabbed him in the shoulder with my hunting knife, and that made him run away.”

 

[nick237]

You don’t come here for the hunting do you ?

 

[Mr.Crumbz]

....

 

[Sakoman .308]

You don’t come here for the hunting do you ?

Now that's funny!

 

[legi0n]

being hairy enough for a Sasquatch to get romantically involved is not rape. Not in the Sasquatch way.

 

[machman]

A sasquatch ###ual emergency.

 

[jody_v]

First Hollywood now the backcountry in Colorado. This ###ual assault stuff just never ends..........

 

[sigrunes]

Sasquatch was looking to bust some cheeks. Good thing buddy had a knife or them cheeks would have been busted. Lol

 

[sgt.rock]

I hope he at least gave fuzzy a "reach-around" since fuzzy was kind enough to violate him in the squatch way.

 

[sookie_69]

Sounds like a scene straight out of the waterboy.......only the samsquanch never escaped from the zoo

 

[NHunter]

well that Colorado weed and availability to all may have contributed.....

 

[Spcamno]

Never knew Big foot is ### lol.

 

[colonel3006]

well that Colorado weed and availability to all may have contributed.....

Lol. Thinking the weed may have had a little something extra mixed in.

 

[nowarningshot]

Brokeback workout with Sasquatch. Probably won't be made into a commercial.

 

[inthehizzy]

Sasquatch was actually Harvey Weinstein.

 

[HuntersStand]

Lol!

 

[tony9000]

guys, what if its real, we can laugh all we want, will you hunt alone now?

 

[Purple shoulder]

guys, what if its real, we can laugh all we want, will you hunt alone now?

i'll risk it.

 

[Bland]

I have told some tall tales to the Boss over the years to cover some stupid behaviour on my part but this one is a real reach. So was this particular Sasquatch's blood tested for DNA, he could be related to population around Tatla Lake in the Chilcotin?

 

[Deuce-deuce]

Struggle snuggle.