Bear Protection ?
- Thread starter Trident
- Start date
- Location
- maple ridge b.c
It's not so much caliber as volume. Something belt fed would be nice
- Location
- AB foothills
Oh lord! Not again
Yep, guess the other two!!SignGuy said:i am assuming its the one in the middle right? damn thats a big round but its hardly suitable for even the puiniest of liberal tree huggers
A liberal would have to be pretty tough to stand up to a 525 grn bullet at 2300 fps though!
7.62x39 x 6 in a mid-sized semi, like oh, say this...
It worked for me when I was charged by a wounded bear...
...Unless you actually want advice on what works best against the bear-protectors, in which case anything good for zombie-defense should work (including the above), as most liberals are pretty much brain-dead anyways...
It worked for me when I was charged by a wounded bear...
...Unless you actually want advice on what works best against the bear-protectors, in which case anything good for zombie-defense should work (including the above), as most liberals are pretty much brain-dead anyways...
the one on the left looks like a 303 epps and the right i believe is a 22lr i could be wrong though LOL would have to see the head stampsGibbs505 said:Yep, guess the other two!!
A liberal would have to be pretty tough to stand up to a 525 grn bullet at 2300 fps though!
I find the best way to deal with treehuggers is to find a violent beaver and tell 'em "Hey look! that bastard's claiming YOUR tree!".
Alternately, you can simply take a bunch of papers and tell the tree hugger "look! A un resolution on ###, starving african children who support gun control" and then throw the papers off a cliff. They'll go right over chasing it. Lefties are always prepared to follow their ideals right over a cliff.
Alternately, you can simply take a bunch of papers and tell the tree hugger "look! A un resolution on ###, starving african children who support gun control" and then throw the papers off a cliff. They'll go right over chasing it. Lefties are always prepared to follow their ideals right over a cliff.
- Location
- AB foothills
Rubikahn said:
Sorry Rubikahn, but shotguns are for the birds
- Location
- The Conservative part of Ontario
Take Wendy with you, and get her to carry the chainsaw.
open-sights
Regular
- Location
- Aldergrove BC
Bar soap and shampoo is handy when in tight, most greenies will run at the scent of freshness. Budgies will steer clear of most camps that appear tidy and without any visable articles of hemp clothing, make sure you leave no granola out or better yet, do not take granola with you. The bigger your SUV the more inviting it will be for them. Whatever you do, do not, I repeat, DO NOT fire up a chainsaw, this is like a bat signal distress call, they will come in hordes and you will be forced to endure hours of heavy insults like "Earth destroyer" or worse!
To establish the largest possible protection perimeter, I would suggest a pair of Blaupunkt speakers in the ten megaton range, and anything ever played by Willy Nelson. Decoys can be scarecrows dressed in white sheets with pointed hoods. Well outside the protection perimeter establish a couple booths with signs advertising left-wing petitions to sign.
But in close, I reckon it could get down and dirty, maybe go with half a dozen Jehovah's Witnesses and a sprinkling of telemarketers. Tell the Witnesses that intruders are coming in to hear the TRUTH, and tell the telemarketers they get bonus pay for every item they can sell to any intruders.
You and the bears should be right safe.........
Doug
But in close, I reckon it could get down and dirty, maybe go with half a dozen Jehovah's Witnesses and a sprinkling of telemarketers. Tell the Witnesses that intruders are coming in to hear the TRUTH, and tell the telemarketers they get bonus pay for every item they can sell to any intruders.
You and the bears should be right safe.........
Doug
Doug said:
Not so fast on that idea Doug. Willy's newest song is about queer cowboys
Won't be long and the leftys will be attracted to ol Willy. But, the petition scam, the Jehovah's and the telemarketers are a true stroke of genius to nail them when they come in
Another thing that's worked well for me in the past at a wedding was to set up a native buddy in a comfy spot with a coldy whilst he fills the irritating greenies full of bull s**t about mysticism and the creator. They hovered around him like a god while he made up storys and bs all night. He didn't crack a smile once until they left. Then, we roared..
