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notsorichguy

notsorichguy

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I just recieved this email from Henry....

I orderd a couple of items that were not listed on the web site (special order). I was told 6-8 weeks wait. After 3(ish) I get this;

GOOD NEWS!!!Your items have been shipped.

"Your items were gently taken from our shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your products and polished them to make sure they were in the best possible condition before mailing.

My packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your products into the finest packaging that money can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party is set to march down the street to the post office, where the entire town of Surrey will wave "Bon Voyage!!" to your package.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping with me on the Internet. I sure did. Your picture is on our wall as "Customer Of The Year". I’m exhausted but can't wait for you to come back again."

Your Parcel was shipped today by Canpar Courier.
Guaranteed 3 business day shipping
Tracking # **********
Please let me know when you receive it and what shape it is in.
Have fun reloading!!
Please tell your friends about me!!
Thank you very much for buying!!!!
Regards, Henry


Regards,
Henry Nierychlo
Budget Shooter Supply
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I was already a repeat customer, now it is a forgone conclusion!

Lots of folks take my money..... But Hank, He does it with panache!

:rockOn:
 
Odd, I wonder why you got the special treatment. ;) One time he sent me:
GOOD NEWS!!!Your items have been shipped.

"Your items were roughly taken from our shelves with dirty, filthy gloves and placed onto a rotten pillow.

A team of 1 employee booted your products across the floor to make sure they were in the worst possible condition before mailing.

My packing specialist from Japan had a beer and promply burped
as he put your products into the crudest packaging that he could find.

We all got drunk afterwards and the whole party got arrested
on the way to the post office, where the entire town
of Surrey will wave "Good Riddence!!" to your package.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping with me on CGN. I sure did. Your
picture is on our lunchroom dartboard as "Customer Of The Day". I’m hung over but can't wait for you to come back again."

Your Parcel was shipped today by Canpar Courier.
Guaranteed 2 business day shipping
Tracking #
Please let me know when you receive it and what shape it is in.
Have fun shooting!!
Please tell your friends about me!!
Don't forget to leave me a Trader Rating.
Thank you very much for buying again!!!!
Regards, Henry
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notsorichguy said:
I just recieved this email from Henry....

I orderd a couple of items that were not listed on the web site (special order). I was told 6-8 weeks wait. After 3(ish) I get this;



I was already a repeat customer, now it is a forgone conclusion!

Lots of folks take my money..... But Hank, He does it with panache!

:rockOn:
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Hmm that's what he said about me when I spent over 1000$ there. I thought I was his customer of the year... :(
 
There's nothing like adding a personal touch to a sale. It's nice to see that not everyone uses a computer generated email to inform a customer when a package ships.
 
And here is me thinking that I was The Customer Of The Year. Waiting to see the origami packing of my reloading gear that is due to arrive next week. :)
 
Youngfreshtoodeath said:
Ha! Who is this guy? That's a good one. Time for bed. 4:20 in the morning here................
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​420 YOU SAY?


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