Best Zombie Handgun?

I'm thinking zombie, as in diseased human, rather than deceased human. The i Am Legend type, which uses its head to smash through your roof. Kind of like a person with rabies, high on Angel Dust.
For that you use:
1) CAR A4
2) 12 Gauge with 00 Buck
3) .45 Automatic
4) .357 Magnum
5) .40 S&W
and aim centre mass because they are moving too fast for head shots and can be killed like any other rabid, drugged up person.:)

Most serious grassroots anti-zombie self-defence community organizers believe that the so-called "fast zombie" model of zombie dynamics is erroneous and recommend that one base one's anti-zombie preparations on the more widely-accepted Romero Slow Zombie model.
 
A10 Warthog?

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Hudson: Let's just bug out and call it even, OK? What are we talking about this for?
Ripley: I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Hudson: f**kin' A...
Burke: Ho-ho-hold on, hold on one second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
Ripley: They can *bill* me.
 
Hudson: Let's just bug out and call it even, OK? What are we talking about this for?
Ripley: I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Hudson: f**kin' A...
Burke: Ho-ho-hold on, hold on one second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
Ripley: They can *bill* me.

Now you're talking!!
Nuke them till they glow; then shoot them in the dark!!!!
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Most serious grassroots anti-zombie self-defence community organizers believe that the so-called "fast zombie" model of zombie dynamics is erroneous and recommend that one base one's anti-zombie preparations on the more widely-accepted Romero Slow Zombie model.

I do not agree...most serious zombie preparedness people I know believe in the fast zombie model on the grounds that preparations for the fast model work equally well on the slow model, whereas preparations designed primarily for the slow model may not work for the fast model.


signed,

misanthropist, 5-year/5-star member of ZombieHunters.org
 
Hudson: Let's just bug out and call it even, OK? What are we talking about this for?
Ripley: I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Hudson: f**kin' A...
Burke: Ho-ho-hold on, hold on one second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
Ripley: They can *bill* me.


Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
 
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