Bigfoot ... ???

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I'd be thrilled if there was proof of bigfoot. Just like if I had a threesome with Kiera Knightly and Natalie Portman.... I just don't think either are very likely.
 
just you wait you guys, I have a strong feeling that Kelly will come up with PP, this is the year, mark my words! You're gonna look awfully silly with egg all over your face!

EDIT: especially that big guy with the big feet and balding head, no so much you, Robert!

I quite enjoy an egg salad sandwich occasionally. Egg on my face not so much though. Have Kelly make my egg salad with miracle whip, not mayo, green onions and fresh crisp lettuce on homemade white bread. Not toasted. Thank you.
 
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Be careful I heard they can be quite fierce
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I quite enjoy an egg salad sandwich occasionally. Egg on my face not so much though. Have Kelly make my egg salad with miracle whip, not mayo, green onions and fresh crisp lettuce on homemade white bread. Not toasted. Thank you.

Kelly uses Hellmann's mayo with olive oil (the healthy choice) and nothing but! But, you're chit-out-of-luck for free delivery all the way to LLoyd, you'll have to pay delivery or pick up in PA! Ph in your order when ready!

EDIT: I do like egg salad sandwiches on white bread too, but I do use rye bread for everything else. A word of advise to a good friend, a man of your weight, should never be using white bread for anything!
 
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Kelly uses Hellmann's mayo with olive oil (the healthy choice) and nothing but! But, you're chit-out-of-luck for free delivery all the way to LLoyd, you'll have to pay delivery or pick up in PA! Ph in your order when ready!

EDIT: I do like egg salad sandwiches on white bread too, but I do use rye bread for everything else. A word of advise to a good friend, a man of your weight, should never be using white bread for anything!

From the pictures you posted of yourself one should practice what he preaches.......
 
From the pictures you posted of yourself one should practice what he preaches.......

lol! I am man, didn't you read? I use rye bread 99% of the time! Only the odd egg salad sandwich is on white bread!
Now I'm hungry for an egg salad sandwich, but it will hafta be on rye, sol I got on hand!
 
Your grade 8 comprehension skills are showing through again. I also said I enjoy an egg salad on white OCCASIONALLY!! f:P:

even an occasional piece-a white for a 352 lb man is absolutely nfg! I'm just looking out for your health, young man! If you don't have available "City" brand rye bread out your way, you would do well to import it, it has no added shortening, no sugar, there is even a marbled version now, makes the best toast ever, especially when saturated with butter!

EDIT: Opps, I meant to say 360 lb man, I read what you wrote about your winter activities in that other thread! You're gonna hafta start running it off, my friend!
 
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Lets get back to the remote rez inlaws bigfoot hallucinations. Much more entertaining. So two-dogs, do Bigfoot's prefer rye bread?

oh, I see you're finally up & adum! Must be nice to sleep until noon ggggeeeeezzzzzzzz! I really don't know what they would prefer. There is nothing in Kelly's notes, that I have read about bread. I think they eat healthy things, like berries etc. It would do you good to follow their example! I'm quite worried about all that weight that you needlessly carry around! According to the paintings on the tee-pee walls on the remote Rez where my in-laws exist in poverty, the sasksquawch seem to desire fruit, they are seen reaching high for it in some of the paintings. So, if they can reach it, there is no reason that you can't! I mean 360 lbs has to = out to at least 6' 11 15/16", prolly more, it's just a realistic ratio that I learned back in grade 8 school classes. You have only sent me pics of those size 13 feet of yours and that receding hair line, nothing in between! I can only speculate, pants waste size....... somewhere in the high 50's low 60's, am I close? over...........
 
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