Bigfoot ... ???

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Doesn't appear to have been much of an expedition? Drive to the bush, take 3 steps in the deep snow, fire some pictures to say "sorry boys and girls but the snow is too deep and bush is too thick to track Bigfoot until after spring thaw and here are the pictures to prove it". That way when somebody calls you on it for the umpteenth time old two-dogs will have your back while you're posting on your mobile from the Timmies parking lot after such a wild adventure!

and so says the dipper that is living large in downtown Lloyd is once again posting nonsenses cuz he has no long balls to step into the deep icy cold snow north of PA SK with his size 13 bed time slippers........................ say what, spanky?
 
Lets kick this up a notch..... spike the punch if you will......
you guys should come out to BC for your sasquatch quest. Kelly, Two Dogs, I've got awesome accomodations and all the outdoor gear for a camp of 6 to seriously rough it for 15 to 30 days..... we've done it.
I'll take you in to the back end of Chilliwack lake, serious sasquatch country..... or we can hop across the valley and head up the Chehalis river canyon and beyond.... again World Famous sasquatch country. And on the plus side.... while it's raining 60 to 100mm per day down there, I know it all like the back of my hand and there ain't much snow to deal with.

any takers? I finish this contract in January then it's 2 1/2 months vacation. Sasquatch hunt anyone ;)
 
yeah right, puke up a deposit on that, and we'll take you serious!

My dog sheds a vacuum canister's worth of hair every week. All those huge hairy apes have to leave some behind. It's cheap and easy to get it DNA tested. Put up some evidence and I'll take you seriously.
 
Come on guys.

Back on track, this is serious business.

Would be nice though to head out to B.C. for en expedition , doubt I would be in shape for that being used to the flat lands here. :redface:
 
Come on guys.

Back on track, this is serious business.

Would be nice though to head out to B.C. for en expedition , doubt I would be in shape for that being used to the flat lands here. :redface:


How do you hunt Bigfoot if snow and hills keep you out of the bush Kelly? Not being rude, I just had a different impression based upon these forums and what you and others following you have eluded to.

I doubt motorized vehicles work well for sneaking up on the most elusive (and IMHO mythical) creature to exist on land.

EDIT: Snow makes for the best tracking.... Or do bigfeet move to Arizona for the winter like many other (age impaired) Canadians?
 
How do you hunt Bigfoot if snow and hills keep you out of the bush Kelly? Not being rude, I just had a different impression based upon these forums and what you and others following you have eluded to.

I doubt motorized vehicles work well for sneaking up on the most elusive (and IMHO mythical) creature to exist on land.

EDIT: Snow makes for the best tracking.... Or do bigfeet move to Arizona for the winter like many other (age impaired) Canadians?

Not much point in going though snow, bushes, and hills, when I can get just as much bigfoot evidence sitting in my living room drinking beer and watching the Canucks lose.
 
How do you hunt Bigfoot if snow and hills keep you out of the bush Kelly? Not being rude, I just had a different impression based upon these forums and what you and others following you have eluded to.

Now you're getting it a bit mixed up. In B.C., with relatively little snow and a fully outfitted expedition being freely offered, it's the hills that keep him out of the bush. In Sask, it's the snow that keeps him out of the bush...and, apparently, the bush itself is too scratchy and yucky as well. He gets to the bush...he just doesn't go into the bush.

What happened to that old thread with all the photos of the urban Saskatchewan Sasquatches...the ones in the Timmies parking lots, and hiding on top of hydro transformers and such? Now that was convincing stuff! :)
 
and so says the dipper that is living large in downtown Lloyd is once again posting nonsenses cuz he has no long balls to step into the deep icy cold snow north of PA SK with his size 13 bed time slippers........................ say what, spanky?

Lets make a couple things clear. First I am not a dipper! Second I live outside of town on a small acreage, not downtown. Third living large is a sarcastic statement meant to be funny. Those that know me know I don't live an extravagant lifestyle. Now you on the other hand play right to the dipper mentality. Your threads have proven that! You're more orange than a box of Christmas oranges!
Now you are right on one account. I have no intention of stepping into the deep snow north of PA. In fact I have no intention of visiting PA period, with or without snow! Been there many years ago and don't feel any need to visit it again. It's one of those places crossed off my going to visit list as its been visited.

BTW....the snow is at perfect depth here right now! About 1". Perfect, I love it!!
 
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^cool post! Your right about the oranges, I'm on my 3rd box of Christmas oranges. You sure you ain't a dipper? :confused:. Anyway, I just thought I would mention that Kelly would have done better in that jungle of twigs and snow and not turned back if he had land packers like your size 13 claude hoppers for better flotation. We had some snow, but it's melting away too fast! We want 3 ft of it so we can git to trail grooming and sledding and pick up some pocket change hauling it away in the city. Oh yeah, Merry Christmas.:wave:
 
No dipping here! Or double dipping either!! As for groomed trails? No thanks. I am enjoying being able to go anywhere off road in my truck right now. Its nice and warm and I don't need a helmet, snowmobile suit or trail pass! ;)

And maybe it's different out here but there was never any $$ to be made on snow removal in Ontario. I gave that up after two winters and went logging instead. It was FAR more profitable!! :)
 
Now you're getting it a bit mixed up. In B.C., with relatively little snow and a fully outfitted expedition being freely offered, it's the hills that keep him out of the bush. In Sask, it's the snow that keeps him out of the bush...and, apparently, the bush itself is too scratchy and yucky as well. He gets to the bush...he just doesn't go into the bush.

What happened to that old thread with all the photos of the urban Saskatchewan Sasquatches...the ones in the Timmies parking lots, and hiding on top of hydro transformers and such? Now that was convincing stuff! :)

And wearing a riders shirt!
 
No dipping here! Or double dipping either!! As for groomed trails? No thanks. I am enjoying being able to go anywhere off road in my truck right now. Its nice and warm and I don't need a helmet, snowmobile suit or trail pass! ;)

And maybe it's different out here but there was never any $$ to be made on snow removal in Ontario. I gave that up after two winters and went logging instead. It was FAR more profitable!! :)

oh, you're up now! 9 AM! Good morning. And you didn't wish me a Merry Christmas:(
 
oh, you're up now! 9 AM! Good morning. And you didn't wish me a Merry Christmas:(

I've been up since 5 am. You can't sit watch over a bait at daybreak from your bed?! Merry Christmas? A bit premature don't you think, but then your wife always complained about that too didn't she?!! About you wishing her a Merry Christmas prematurely that is......:p
 
I hope you guys all meet up for a beer from time to time and this is all just friendly banter lol.

Where in Ontario did you live Mr Spank?
 
I hope you guys all meet up for a beer from time to time and this is all just friendly banter lol.

Where in Ontario did you live Mr Spank?

oh yeah, I'm going for beers in Lloyd during the Christmas holidays time on my way to Mike's in Canmore. You can count on that! I'm waiting to get the directions to the spank's acreage. Can someone from Lloyd give me directions? He seems to be avoiding me now, for some reason!
 
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