Bizarre animal behaviors

Canmoron said:
As a young dog my pup was big on rolling in putrified dead fish, and the odd wet cow pie, but he graduated to rolling in human sh*t whenever he had the chance.

At one time he was pretty fond of eating bear cr*p, but later on in life gained a taste for elk t*rds. He liked them fresh - not old and crunchy.

Fond of horse muffins his entire life...

He had a fart that could make a maggot gag - but then I'm fond of blue cheese and onion sandwiches, and on a good day - can break wind that can knock a buzzard off a sh*t wagon at 50 yards, so who am I to speak??

The pup and I got along famously.
Sounds like you are not married!:confused:
 
I look after the inlaws little ankle biter (can't remember the breed) and it loves to roll in cow #### with it's long stringy hair. It also goes into the litter box and digs up all the snacks it can find. When I'm in the loo and don't close the door securely it comes in and sticks it's nose between my legs trying to get into the bowl.

Interesting to hear all dogs are so stupid. (j/k - a little revenge for all the cat hating remarks) I always blamed it on spending too much time living with the inlaws and learning from their behaviour. My wife thought that was hilarious until she thought about it a bit more. :p

I've seen coyotes eating cow dung many times as well.
 
snowhunter said:
When ever the farrier came around to change the horses shoe's, the dogs would hang around and eat all the bits and pieces of manure filled horse hoof shaving. Only the cars anti-freeze seems to do serious harm to a dogs digestive system,

Yup that's about it. Healthy canines come from millions of years of evolution as successful hunter/scavengers, and are immune to the effects of E coli, and Salmonella.

My only concern would be parasites, and possible traces of medication in the poop of the other animal.
 
Calum said:
Yup that's about it. Healthy canines come from millions of years of evolution as successful hunter/scavengers, and are immune to the effects of E coli, and Salmonella.

My only concern would be parasites, and possible traces of medication in the poop of the other animal.

And the dog coming home and licking your face after his snack. :puke:
 
my old springer spaniel once rolled in rotting polar bear, i have never smelled anything worse and i don't think i will
 
my old springer spaniel once rolled in rotting polar bear, i have never smelled anything worse and i don't think i will
 
And then the cute chick at the stop light lets a little ####soo lick her right on the lips and tounge swap! And you just wish to hell you never say that!!!

Bob
 
I have also been wondering about why dogs like to roll themself in other creatures and sometimes people poop, as well as in rotten carcasses. For one, it is obvious that this behavior covers their own scent, perhaps make it easier for them to aproach their prey down wind, and make their prey believe that they are just smelling some poop or an old rotten carcass ?

Many human hunters also cover or mask their scent while hunting, and I believe that the scent business for hunting is a yearly multi million dollar business.

The of course, their is the whole other human "scent cover" business, cosmitics, especially for women, which is a yearly multi billions business. So we humans are not all that different form the dogs for our need to cover our natural scent when we are hunting any prey, including the opposite ### ?
 
My dogs, on a highway stop so they could do their business, ate a long rotted turtle carcass tried to cary it home too.
That wasn't too bad, except that twenty minutes later, both dogs began to fart unmercifully. What a stench!
 
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