Black Bears - Big Macs
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There, fixed it for ya
well we all knew that about the shorter life span, but not so sure about the reproducing thing! Could be though, I see sooooooooo many new housing development areas all over the place.
you're prolly right, I remember all those big burgers from the past to present, they all had/have a secret sauce, going all the way back to Khavina's (incorrect spelling) was around in '67, later became Kamp's, they both had the "Big K" with secret sauce, they sold for $ .59, oh yeah and a little later Roonie's big burger with the pinkish secret sauce! Likely why to this day the Big Mac is one of the best sellers out there! I must admit I do grab one a little too often!
the spank
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Now after you mow down on one or two Big Macs do you get the urge to procreate? I haven't had a Big Mac in years but memory tells me it made me feel like a useless slug afterwards. The only time I go to McD's now is when they are running their $1 any size soft drink. I will grab a diet coke on the odd monday evening on my way to the gun club to shoot trap.
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Ardent
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I found that after I procreated, I went to McDonalds more. And the more I procreated, the more I went. Especially on northern winter road trips where the sticky play place is the only place for kids to blow off steam. I rarely eat there nonetheless.
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Time to go buy the bride a few Big Mac's.
Bears like that we call dump bears, no good for eating, but tend to have decent coats. (Must be all the fat). Shorter life span? Sure, cause they get shot by the googans who aren't supposed to be hunting there.
If their shiny greasy coat is appealing to other bears, sure they may procreate more but they are just contributing to bear obesity.
If their shiny greasy coat is appealing to other bears, sure they may procreate more but they are just contributing to bear obesity.
first of all my friend, you know dam well that I have a gr 8 education, and I have no idea what that p word means! I do only have 1 Big Mac at a time, and most of the time I have one or 2 bites left for my best Pal in the back seat! I feel quite ok after consuming a Big Mac. Actually it's over at the A&W where I get that useless slug feeling after eating a Teenburger, not sure why, I guess I'm just not a teen anymore! So, I have a Mama burger with cheese there, no I'm not a Mama, but it does sit well with me afterwards. Let me know what that p words means, aye!
a poet in a morning monday ...oh Brad ...
I am of the opinion that bears eating garbage dump food (don't we all throw away part of a fast food meal?) have gained the extra calories to take their
minds off hunting for food and use that time for hunting for trouble. I say we outlaw MacDonalds and that will overcome a lot of social problems among
teenagers!
minds off hunting for food and use that time for hunting for trouble. I say we outlaw MacDonalds and that will overcome a lot of social problems among
teenagers!
Like a 25lb chocolate mud baby?
There's nothing special about the sauce, any male employee can go in the back room and "whip" up some secret sauce for your burger. So enjoy your heavy all burger!
