Boy am I going to pay for that "free" shipping!

...Or you can try painting your face blue, calling her "Longshanks" and screaming "Freeeeedom!!!" a lot. I have not found this to be very effective.
 
lol.........

I went to ship a M305 rear sight in a tiny 2x2x1 box and they wanted $15 to mail it! screw that....took it out of the box, put it in an envelope so it would fit through a 1cm slot...mailed it for $3.


some weird rules for mailing stuff these days
 
My missus can't seem to tell any of my guns apart, its usually when I try to bring a new safe into the house that I get caught, because I am continually filling them up...
 
mullet maniac said:
print this out, or memorize it:

"Honey, I see that you're upset but you gotta see my side of things. The credit card needed to be used or else it gets lazy and fat, and I saw only three options:
1) I buy guns;
2) I go downtown and buy a baggie of coke to snort off a hooker's rack;
3) I donate to the federal Liberal Party.

I only did what I thought was right. By the way, your eyes look really pretty, have I told you that lately? Let's go out for dinner."
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Thats good info, barring that, a comedian once gave the instructions;
1. say- It was my fault, while looking her in the eyes.
2. say-I am sorry! still looking her in the eyes.
3. Hang your head and say -It won't happen again!
4 crossing your fingers behind your back is at your discretion!
:D:D
 
I'm sitting in Tulum Mexico as I write this the Mayans did not say the worlds going to end. Their colander say that it is the start of another 5200 year cycle that is what the calendar is based on. Same as ours is based on the birth of Jesus hense the year 2012 since his birth. So don't worry just have lots of fun with the guns. And take the GF out shooting she will love it. Cheers
 
spooksar said:
I'm sitting in Tulum Mexico as I write this the Mayans did not say the worlds going to end. Their colander say that it is the start of another 5200 year cycle that is what the calendar is based on. Same as ours is based on the birth of Jesus hense the year 2012 since his birth. So don't worry just have lots of fun with the guns. And take the GF out shooting she will love it. Cheers
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let me guess your waiting for the tour of the ruins???
 
Sad story when the GF dictates your life.

Good news is at that rate someday the wife will be in Cabo while you babysit the kids.

Set her straight on who wears the pants, how it will work as others have posted or be hand pecked forever.

Ain't that m305/ammo deal sweet. Mine arrived the next day :)
 
fyrious said:
or you could've just told the wife you bought the gun... 10-15mins of explanations about it being a good deal, etc, vs weeks of listening to her bullcrap and years of her holding it over your head.

actually wait, you said girlfriend... just tell her that if she wants a nice ring down the road to let it go! lol!
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This.


You can practically get away with murder with that line. :D
 
Haha! Good story!

Whenever I read these, I thank my lucky stars for my better half.
She talked me into buying an LMT last Christmas! (It wasn't hard).

She'll pick up all my gun purchases at the PO when I'm away at work too!
 
I guess I should consider myself lucky. Whenever I am looking into new guns and trying to talk myself into not doing it and save the money, I always ask my wife.... "there's this gun it's a good deal but I don't think We should spend the $$$ right now". Hoping she agrees with me I can not buy it and rest assured I'm not the only one who made the decision. Well the response I get everytime from my wife is "do whatever you want honey, if you want that gun I think you should buy it".

Costs me way too much money!!!!
 
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