Bubba's Song

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Pocketfisherman

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Well after spending many months rescuing bubba'd garands I felt moved to song.
My piece is unfinished, but if you have a hate on for Bubba's like I do, feel free to sing along. I will try to finish the whole piece once I get caught up on desporterizing and remilitarizing my projects.

(Sung to Hey Jude - The Beatles)

Hey Bubba, put down the saw
It has a full length walnut stock for a reason
Remember, what happened to your Lee Enfield
So don’t even start to make it “better”

Hey Bubba, you should be afraid
Truck bed liner, is not a stock finish
The minute you take it out to the range
Then you'll begin to hear them snicker

And anytime you’re holding a saw, hey Bubba, refrain
Chopping off six inches won’t make it easier to shoulder
For well you know that it's a fool who plays with tools
By making his headspace a little larger
Na na na, na na, na na na na
 
Not bad my man. :D I think some syllables need to be cleaned up though.

Bub-ba, put down the saw
It has a full length stock for a re-ason
Remember, what happened to your En-field
So don’t even start to make it “bet-ter”

Bub-ba, you should be told
Truck bed li-ner, is not stock fin-ish
The minute you take it out to the range
Then you'll begin to hear them snicker

Snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker
Nooooooo!

And anytime you grab the saw, Bub-ba, refrain
Chopping off six inches won’t make it easy on the shoulder
For well you know that it's a fool who plays with tools
That make the headspace a little larger
Larger larger larger larger larger.... NOOOOOOOOO!!

No, no no no no no no
no no no no
Bub-ba
PUT DOWN THE DRILL AND JUST-A-WALK-AWAY!!!

No no no no no no no
no no no no
Bub-ba
THAT RIFLE DE-SERVES A BETTER FATE!!!

(and so on)

Looks like a hit to me.
 
I like it so far

How's "It's my gun and I'll do to it what I want to,do what I want to, oh oh hun til I go to sell it"

Ah a bit lame but play on it...
 
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