Buffdog Health alert!

[bearhunter]

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Well, Guys, I thank you for your best wishes, and also your concerns. However, I have survived SMELLIE for quite a few years now, including some of his Chili and also a few good Christmas and Thanksgiving dinners, so the prospects look pretty good on this one.

I took Max along with me for a visit today, and kind of kept him under control. Next time, though, Jan, I will let him loose in the living room. (Max is a 100 pound Labrador Retriever, very friendly, with a tail the size and consistency of a baseball bat.)

Since Jan seems determined to "let the cat out of the bag regarding my age," the next time she sides up to me at a Gun Show, bats her eyelashes, and says, "There is a nice old gun over on that table in the corner --- could you lend me some money so I can buy it?", then the Bank might be closed. Warning, Jan! If you mention my weight on this Forum, I will definitely Foreclose on the last Dauphin Show purchase.

Seriously, thanks to everyone for the Birthday Wishes.
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Buffdog, Happy Birthday.

Twosteam is a shameless flirt. Thank God for women like her.

 

[S1de8urnz]

Happy birthday you old boot! Nah just jokes.

I dont know u, but congrats on getting older

 

[gaff]

Happy Birthday

 

[twosteam]

Since Jan seems determined to "let the cat out of the bag regarding my age," the next time she sides up to me at a Gun Show, bats her eyelashes, and says, "There is a nice old gun over on that table in the corner --- could you lend me some money so I can buy it?", then the Bank might be closed. Warning, Jan! If you mention my weight on this Forum, I will definitely Foreclose on the last Dauphin Show purchase.

Ahhh, see how it is? Try to show compassion for a friend and I get threatened!

No good deed goes unpunished.

But what is the worry about your weight? You have an excellent physique! Your body mass to height ratio is just about perfect. I saw how fast you let go with that rifle last year- so fast and all on target. And the target was so very far away!
Obviously your reflexes are fine as well.

jan

 

[kjohn]

Happy birthday! 39 isn't all that old.

Good to see you at Dauphin show. I had to go and search out smellie, as he was studiously avoiding our table.

 

[smellie]

Jan, when grovelling becomes too obvious, it becomes too obvious.

And, as obvious as that might be, it is still obvious.

Obviously.

Buffdog already knows the Most Important Thing: "Coffee's ON!".

And it always will be.

Obviously.

 

[bushwhacker]

Happy Bithday!!! Look after yourself. We need you and Smellie on here. I hereby confer on you both the Dr. of Musketology degree from the school of Hard Knoks.