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1899

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Well I was surfing the intranets and looking for things that I "need" when I found the "Holy Grail" (C-FMBI's, not mine). So Douglas, you are going to have to start grabbing your wallet as you read this because such opportunities come but once in a lifetime. Epps has - IN STOCK - ready for immediate delivery - sit down Douglas - a Blaser S2 Luxus SxS in .270 Winchester! This would be the perfect match for your .470 NE. I'll stop typing now because I know you will be unable, due the excitement, to read any further.

:eek:
 
hoytcanon said:
You say "SXS .270..."

Doug says "Double Awesomeness!!!"

;)
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I know - I think my putting him onto this find will result in the following:

1. Invitation to be a lifetime member of SOMA (which I would seriously consider);
2. Some sort of award which will be presented at the inaugural Annual SOMA Dinner;
3. Nomination as some sort of consultant within SOMA; and
4. An invitation to be Doug's gun-bearer or bait-carrier on his next safari. I suspect the latter would include swimming, with a ripe Zebra quarter tied to my back, to a small island in the Zambezi river to place bait for crocodiles.


I'm so excited.
 
1899 said:
I know - I think my putting him onto this find will result in the following:

4. An invitation to be Doug's gun-bearer or bait-carrier on his next safari.

I'm so excited.
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I think the safari invitation is a real possibility...

As the bait... don't worry, I think leopards are just like big, cuddly house kitties... at least that's what Walt Disney told me...
 
1899 said:
I know - I think my putting him onto this find will result in the following:

1. Invitation to be a lifetime member of SOMA (which I would seriously consider);
2. Some sort of award which will be presented at the inaugural Annual SOMA Dinner;
3. Nomination as some sort of consultant within SOMA; and
4. An invitation to be Doug's gun-bearer or bait-carrier on his next safari. I suspect the latter would include swimming, with a ripe Zebra quarter tied to my back, to a small island in the Zambezi river to place bait for crocodiles.


I'm so excited.
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You get to hold the zebra quarter overnight. Do not let kitty take it away.
 
4. An invitation to be Doug's gun-bearer or bait-carrier on his next safari. I suspect the latter would include swimming, with a ripe Zebra quarter tied to my back, to a small island in the Zambezi river to place bait for crocodiles.
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Having hunted on the Zambezi river in a leaky boat; and seen the monsters that lurk there I can tell you this:

You don't the zebra quarter.
 
sorry gents, I just PM'd the seller with "I'll take it"! I will take a look at it when it arrives, shoot it a bit and quite likely repost it in the EE in a few weeks for a nominal profit.
 
I just ordered a reamer to make it less ### and more useable, not sure what it is I just told Kiff that some joker used a 270 win reamer as a pilot hole for the next biggest thing and to let his imagination take over from there, should be here in 8-12 weeks, until then I am just going to take the stampings off the barrels with a angle grinder so no one knows what it is
 
Doug hasn't chimed in because I have now reminded him of what a good friend I am, and this has prompted him to break out his art supplies and start making me a hand made Christmas card. He will probably also make me some fancy personalized Christmas gift like a papier-mâché replica of Auguste Rodin's "The Kiss" - except that in his replica his own likeness will replace that of Paolo, and Francesca will be represented by an larger than life replica of a .270 cartridge.

I can hardly wait!
 
I assume "horse head" is a metaphor for something fancy and cool. Wait a minute - my "bed" is a metaphor too, right? *please let it be*
 
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