C-FMBI - you must act quickly!

Having hunted on the Zambezi river in a leaky boat; and seen the monsters that lurk there I can tell you this:

You don't [need] the zebra quarter.

I was visiting this fellow's place about a month ago and he had the skull of a 12' gator that he got in Louisiana on his coffee table. Man that thing is impressive. If those jaws clamp down on your leg...well let's say only by the grace of the Man upstairs are you wiggling free. He also had an 11' polar bear rug. These things sure make you realize how "small" we are.
 
I think you guys all been smoking the same sh!t.........................

Kristian, Kristian, Kristian..............................whatever shall I do with you..............Just as I thought a friendship was developing................
Will be home in a few days to post photos.......
 
I think you guys all been smoking the same sh!t.........................

Kristian, Kristian, Kristian..............................whatever shall I do with you..............Just as I thought a friendship was developing................
Will be home in a few days to post photos.......

With a SxS .270 Win, right? :)
 
I was visiting this fellow's place about a month ago and he had the skull of a 12' gator that he got in Louisiana on his coffee table. Man that thing is impressive. If those jaws clamp down on your leg...well let's say only by the grace of the Man upstairs are you wiggling free. He also had an 11' polar bear rug. These things sure make you realize how "small" we are.


You should see how much bigger a 16 foot crocodile is than a 12 footer. They make a little 12 foot look like a baby.
 
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LOL....good catch. I must have been so excited when I found the .270 Win that my fingers were moving faster than my brain. Yeah, that's my excuse!


You should see how much bigger a 16 foot crocodile is than a 12 footer. They make a little 12 foot look like a baby.

I can't even imagine. I guess it's similar to the polar bear. I've seen a few big bears, but this brute looked absolute gigantic.
 
1899;10761535 . . . I can't even imagine. I guess it's similar to the polar bear. I've seen a few big bears said:
The big ones get your attention alright, we tracked a 14' for several hours until the tracks disappeared in a Korunga . . . if you see tracks that looks like a gorilla dragging a log behind him, don't expect to find a gorilla at the end of the trail. Seems to me the rule of thumb is that a croc is as long in feet as the distance from his eye to his snout is in inches.
 
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Those kind of animals sure accentuate the fact that without tools humans are really quite weak.
 
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