Canadian_Eh
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- Montreal, Quebec
I'm new. This one is for the entertainment of all the veterans on CGN. It might also avoid a 5 hour barrel cleaning for other newbies.
How to clean your barrel for 5 hours:
p.s. Thanks to all the veterans who make this Forum informative and funny.
JB
How to clean your barrel for 5 hours:
- Purchase first rifle ever that day
- 10:00 pm: Prepare kitchen table for oily mess and toolkit
- Do all the prep-work you were taught and researched online
- Thread impressively designed Bore Snake through action and down barrel
- Marvel at your unparalleled expertise on day 1
- Field strip your rifle since you're feeling frisky
- All the while believing you are basically now a gun-smith, oh yeah
- 10:30 pm: Get to the end, cleaning like a champ and decide you have a genius idea
- Why not add a cotton patch (your wife's make-up pad) to the end of the Bore Snake?
- This will clean even better! you say to yourself and start pulling it into barrel
- 10:31 pm: It's stuck
- 10:32 pm: No problem, I'm pretty sure I'm still a genius and a gun-smith so I'll just pull harder
- 10:45 pm: Its really, really stuck now. Add lots of Break Free during panic attack
- 11:00 pm: The cotton is not going anywhere. Start inevitable slide to total shame
- Imagine conversation with gun shop or real gun-smith: "Yes, I bought it yesterday"
- Search toolbox for the tool that makes you less stupid, still nothing
- Search internet, particularly CGN for other newbies who must have done this - nope, I'm "special"
- 3:30 am: Finally man-up and get swab out after 5 hours of appropriately humbling pain and suffering
- Used a 3" wood screw to bore into cotton swab soaked in Break Free. Then pulled screw out with pliers. I'm lucky the swab was not further in.
- 4:00 am: Decide I need to remember shameful event by making it my first post to CGN in hopes it helps others
p.s. Thanks to all the veterans who make this Forum informative and funny.
JB