Don't get me wrong, I would love to as well, it just seems a little excessive down south, like the Wild, Wild West. His neighbour was cutting grass with a 9mm in a holster on his hip, just seemed kind of funny.
What woulda happened if his lawn mower had taken a swipe at him, huh?? I mean, up here we would just lie down and get chewed on by that big ol weed eater...

People carrying a pistol ain't gonna be the end of the world son
Look at it this way, it didn't jump out of the holster, recruit the lawn mower and try to have anal ### with you, so that's a good thing.. Right?


















































