Coming In 2016: SOMA Lives

We sort of excel in exploring, purveying, and relating experiences of a mildly to severely miserable nature. It isn't an adventure, and therefore not a SOMA outting or round table worthy story without appropriate misery. Some would say in certain circumstances we are the Society Of Miserable Adventurers, such as at times when goat hunting.
 
Regardless of my many NA travails... my complete lack of non-NA hunting experience leaves me on the outside looking in... fortunately, I am in good company.
 
That is awesome. I was dumb enough to go goat hunting all by myself, maybe I could put that on the application haha. Keep up the good work!
 
The prospective SOMA member has hunted at least two continents other than his own, has taken at least 2 of the big five, owns and uses rifles over 9.3mm. That's just for starters. He is a keen student of ballistics, nature, human nature, misery, and often enough single malt scotch. He has not been considered entirely normal for years, and likes it that way. He is liable to seek out the arcane and unusual. A key underlieing principal is it takes one to know one.
 
hoytcanon said:
Regardless of my many NA travails... my complete lack of non-NA hunting experience leaves me on the outside looking in... fortunately, I am in good company.
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Oh there's plenty of room for adventurous and misguided souls. I think we should just have a boy scout system, with less politics, but adopting the cookies from the girl guides. Prospect members will have to sell the cookies, but it will be dignified.
 
Ardent said:
We're going to have to fund this thing somehow, might as well look the part while selling cookies. Prospects get their mammoth after 500 units moved.
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Yeah, as you may have suspected, I'm more of a recipient of cookies than a vendor of cookies... don't dumb it down, the crew receive so little post-mortem reward... I'll play in the other sandbox.
 
Ardent said:
There's only one sandbox and anyone who is chasing coastal Grizzlies with a pointy twig is definitely in it. Some of your day job adventures more than qualify as well. But there's still 500 boxes of cookies to sell.
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Hey can I come and watch Hoyt get chewed up after he insults a coastal with that little pointy stick, they're way more aggressive than white bears and tend to bite back................:d:d:d:d:p:p:p:p:p
 
hoytcanon said:
Yeah, as you may have suspected, I'm more of a recipient of cookies than a vendor of cookies... don't dumb it down, the crew receive so little post-mortem reward... I'll play in the other sandbox.
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Lol..... While I don't share your affinity for cookies, or anything sweet for that matter, I do share your previously declared affinity for pizza..... Just think, you could be like my kids and eat all of the cookies you were supposed to sell.... Of course unlike them, you won't have me to pick up the tab (unless of course you sell me another rifle)..... *cough* express *cough*....

Isn't selling cookies somewhat unsomalike?... Doesn't sound like much of an adventure to me..... I do have a tendency to find adventure (or it finds me, not quite sure which)..... But not sure cookie sales would lead to any..... Unless they are soma cookies to be sold at a pita convention or something....
 
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