Coming In 2016: SOMA Lives

Superbrad said:
Lol..... While I don't share your affinity for cookies, or anything sweet for that matter, I do share your previously declared affinity for pizza..... Just think, you could be like my kids and eat all of the cookies you were supposed to sell.... Of course unlike them, you won't have me to pick up the tab (unless of course you sell me another rifle)..... *cough* express *cough*....

Isn't selling cookies somewhat unsomalike?... Doesn't sound like much of an adventure to me..... I do have a tendency to find adventure (or it finds me, not quite sure which)..... But not sure cookie sales would lead to any..... Unless they are soma cookies to be sold at a pita convention or something....
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There's some thinking... brave the PETA gauntlet whilst wearing your vest, with armloads of lard-containing cookies. Full patch for that, for sure.
 
hoytcanon said:
Apparently you have not seen the new Melissa McCarthy movie.
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Lol.... I don't even have cable or satellite..... so no.... I do have one of those Android boxes so the kids can watch movies and such.... I actually had to google "Melissa McCarthy"

Ardent said:
There's some thinking... brave the PETA gauntlet whilst wearing your vest, with armloads of lard-containing cookies. Full patch for that, for sure.
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So.... to be clear.... do I actually have to sell a box to get the patch, or do I just need to get the sh1t kicked out of me?...... Selling a box being difficult... Getting my ass kicked being easy..... I am a hobby trapper, so getting enough fur on me shouldn't be an issue..... I am thinking a trade show booth setup with a few coyote furs on stretchers in the background, and maybe a table covered with the fur of a thousand muskrats..... With the words "SOMA Coookies" spelled out in dried beaver tails..... Man, getting the blood and cookie crumbs cleaned out of my furs is going to suck.....
 
Does having been called a SOMA##### in your life count??? ;) I likely qualify in the hunting and general disregard for sanity, comfort and safety. Cookies and whiskey just hold me back on affording the next silly adventure. Big bore guns are definitely on the menu!
 
jaydog said:
Does having been called a SOMA##### in your life count??? ;) I likely qualify in the hunting and general disregard for sanity, comfort and safety. Cookies and whiskey just hold me back on affording the next silly adventure. Big bore guns are definitely on the menu!
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Based on your hunts, subsequent injuries and penchant for heading to the middle of nowhere on a moments notice and willingness to hunt near minefields, i would say you qualify for a premium membership....... lol
 
I don't know Jaydog.........pretty hard to overlook the lack of any of the "Big Five"...........have to talk to Dogleg on that one, but I think it's a mandatory requirement.............
 
Dogleg said:
The prospective SOMA member has hunted at least two continents other than his own, has taken at least 2 of the big five, owns and uses rifles over 9.3mm. That's just for starters. He is a keen student of ballistics, nature, human nature, misery, and often enough single malt scotch. He has not been considered entirely normal for years, and likes it that way. He is liable to seek out the arcane and unusual. A key underlieing principal is it takes one to know one.
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That a long winded description for lacking social skills and doesn't seem to fit in anywhere?! ;)
 
Just when I make the right middle aged decision to kill as many goats (Capra) as possible and you add in the Big 5.... Just think of how hard my wife will have to work to pay for all this!! ;)

Slow and steady wins the game. I'm not going to be member #001 anyways so a couple years of wandering with a gun won't hurt me. :d:d
 
I like the way the mammoth is hugging the group in a warm embrace with it's tusks... really reflects the way the band gives off the "warm fuzzies..."

Nice touch...

You could add one of those stick-on bullet holes between the eyes of the skull...
 
Lol..... Neat Angus...... I was expecting a picture of dogleg's ear to ear grin..... But it was wise to go with the mammoth skull, it's much softer and appeals more to the masses :)
 
Ardent said:
If done by hand, absolutely.
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:)

Lazy way, electric automatic reels. Had a 9mm ready just in case the stingray got cranky. Could sniff Venezuelan air, not good over there. Rumour has it that grocery stores are pretty much empty and they are hunting cats and dogs for food.
 
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