Cowboy Action Shooting Match

Yep!
Misses are a fact of life. That's why we recognize the CLEAN MATCHs when they occur.
AND when you get the dreaded "P", remember you can only get one per stage, SO LET 'ER RIP! LOL
I'm looking forward to new knees and meeting all the new shooters when this Covid business is over.
 
The Cold Lake Kid said:
Yep!
Misses are a fact of life. That's why we recognize the CLEAN MATCHs when they occur.
AND when you get the dreaded "P", remember you can only get one per stage, SO LET 'ER RIP! LOL
I'm looking forward to new knees and meeting all the new shooters when this Covid business is over.
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Face it as a fact of life, as we get older, we "P" a lot more!
 
Spectators burst into tears and sobbed uncontrollably, the last time I "P"'d myself at a match. Or were they laughing hysterically? The cruelest cut came when one of my posse pards suggested that next match..... I should consider strapping on Depends.....rather than six guns. Cowboy shooters can be a cruel lot.
 
Alex McKr said:
Spectators burst into tears and sobbed uncontrollably, the last time I "P"'d myself at a match. Or were they laughing hysterically? The cruelest cut came when one of my posse pards suggested that next match..... I should consider strapping on Depends.....rather than six guns. Cowboy shooters can be a cruel lot.
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If you are unfortunate enough to learn this: After radiation and radioactive seed implants, you'll learn to have a deep respect for the makers of Depends.
And Kegels.
And not to trust a fart.
And a nearby toilet.
Preferably right on the range.Laugh2Laugh2
 
Alex McKr said:
Spectators burst into tears and sobbed uncontrollably, the last time I "P"'d myself at a match. Or were they laughing hysterically? The cruelest cut came when one of my posse pards suggested that next match..... I should consider strapping on Depends.....rather than six guns. Cowboy shooters can be a cruel lot.
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lololololololol
 
Cold Lake Kid: Words of wisdom. Long ago.... I learned the hard lesson of never assuming that gentle rumbling in one's bowels was merely a bit of errant gas making its bid for freedom...and not something far more sinister. A hard lesson learned. And not soon forgotten. I suppose its one of the "rewards'"? of enjoying those "Golden Years"?, we keep hearing so much about.

If this predicament should occur sometime over the course of a match; it can be mildly annoying. At the firing line just before the beep sounds.....

Well.....let's just call it an incentive to set a new SASS speed record. Whether one finishes the stage "clean" or not....is a story best left for another time.
 
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Alex McKr said:
Cold Lake Kid: Words of wisdom. Long ago.... I learned the hard lesson of never assuming that gentle rumbling in one's bowels was merely a bit of errant gas making its bid for freedom...and not something far more sinister. A hard lesson learned. And not soon forgotten. I suppose its one of the "rewards'"? of enjoying those "Golden Years"?, we keep hearing so much about.

If this predicament should occur sometime over the course of a match; it can be mildly annoying. At the firing line just before the beep sounds.....

Well.....let's just call it an incentive to set a new SASS speed record. Whether one finishes the stage "clean" or not....is a story best left for another time.
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I've been saying for 17 years that whomever coined the fraise "life begins at 50" never had a fkn life to begin with.
 
Alex McKr said:
Cold Lake Kid: Words of wisdom. Long ago.... I learned the hard lesson of never assuming that gentle rumbling in one's bowels was merely a bit of errant gas making its bid for freedom...and not something far more sinister. A hard lesson learned. And not soon forgotten. I suppose its one of the "rewards'"? of enjoying those "Golden Years"?, we keep hearing so much about.

If this predicament should occur sometime over the course of a match; it can be mildly annoying. At the firing line just before the beep sounds.....

Well.....let's just call it an incentive to set a new SASS speed record. Whether one finishes the stage "clean" or not....is a story best left for another time.
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You Too??
 
Had a coworker that used to pass one off regularly in tje office. One day he gave me a funny look, talked to our boss and left with our boss laughing. Post 50 concerns people have can happen in your mid 30s too :). Since then I have made sure to judge every present I release :). No match would be worth the risk of the ribbing i would get afterwards :).
 
Some of the back and forth jokes and ribbing that goes on at most cowboy matches, is....at least for me....one of the best parts of the game. Nobody takes any of it seriously. How could we....after all, we're dressed up and playing cowboy! When everyone is laughing and having a good time, I know I'm at a good match.
 
Next match for the Square Circle Wranglers will be the Winter Match, February 13, 2021, the day before Valentines Day, so make sure you have a card and a present for your significant other purchased before then.
More information, (about the match), to follow.

ADDITION: Currently, the rules concerning the Ontario Lock-Down mean that only members of the Eastern Ontario Shooting Club will have access to the facility and No Guests are allowed.
Unless or until the rules concerning the Lock-Down are modified or changed, only current members of EOSC will be permitted in the facility to participate in the match.
Sorry about that.
 
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Due to measures to prevent the spread of Covid-19, the Winter Match scheduled for February 13, is CANCELLED.
Maybe next year.
Hopefully, the April 24 Spring Rendezvous will be a go.
 
PSST!
Attention Ottawa area Pards:
Keep it quiet and don't let on, but Red Storm is preparing a Cowboy Action Shooting Match, at The Square Circle Wranglers home range at EOSC for March 20
Pre-registration is required, is limited to 25 and all social distancing rules will apply.

Keep it under your Stetson.
 
Howdy Bucky!
Red Storm, SASS Regulator, Wagons West Trail Boss of the Square Circle Ranch and the Square Circle Wranglers, has hitched up his horse drawn snow-blower to ensure access to the buildings and firing lines etc.
AND we have a wood stove in the main cabin, heaters in the shooting cabins and elsewhere, if needed.
 
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And COVID strikes again.
Due to the lock-down in Ontario, the April 24 match is cancelled.
Sorry Pards, but while this is getting old, the consequences of ignoring it are deadly!
I, personally, have lost my Brother-in-Law and two cousins to it, so don't poo-poo the dangers.
 
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