So today I hooked awn the l'umeenum trayler and kupple hen-zaggins.
Nawt tuh furgitt les ker-pows.
Never know when yer arse is down there could be furr wartch'in yew.
Out gitt'in farwood and ne'er the end awf the cut/load/sweat/cut/load/sweat
I noticed sum mewfmint owt the corner awf les yeux.
Yup, un chien noire came gallupping my way.
Oarinch kawller along with one awf them remote kawntrol gizmoes strapped 'round his neck.
I typed hizz as he wuzz sport'in mail ahtire.
Wuzz'int too shure iff'in he wuzz lawst oar his peepole folk were nawt too far behind.
Grap ah bawtle oh h2o and poured sum in me mitt.
Stuck it under hizz snowt and he dint wish to lap any up.
Continued lowding up the cut farwood into the trayler and kept a close yeux awn'im.
Bit oh time went buy and I figured best I taws'im in the back of the truck.
Wuzz'int sure this the best bet, but his collar had the owners name and kupple phone numbers.
Great, no cell service.
Awn me way out, I did manage to git sum service.
Made a call and I asked the gal iff'in she lawst a black lab.
No lab'ear.
Some t'uther name she gave me, but regardless, it t'wuzz'ers.
She met me at the highway on me way out the bush.
Makes one wonder if this is always the best way of dewn things.
Owner may sweat a bit look'in fur hizz fur oar be pleasantly surprised to
find it in their back yard?
WSY?
Nawt tuh furgitt les ker-pows.
Never know when yer arse is down there could be furr wartch'in yew.
Out gitt'in farwood and ne'er the end awf the cut/load/sweat/cut/load/sweat
I noticed sum mewfmint owt the corner awf les yeux.
Yup, un chien noire came gallupping my way.
Oarinch kawller along with one awf them remote kawntrol gizmoes strapped 'round his neck.
I typed hizz as he wuzz sport'in mail ahtire.
Wuzz'int too shure iff'in he wuzz lawst oar his peepole folk were nawt too far behind.
Grap ah bawtle oh h2o and poured sum in me mitt.
Stuck it under hizz snowt and he dint wish to lap any up.
Continued lowding up the cut farwood into the trayler and kept a close yeux awn'im.
Bit oh time went buy and I figured best I taws'im in the back of the truck.
Wuzz'int sure this the best bet, but his collar had the owners name and kupple phone numbers.
Great, no cell service.
Awn me way out, I did manage to git sum service.
Made a call and I asked the gal iff'in she lawst a black lab.
No lab'ear.
Some t'uther name she gave me, but regardless, it t'wuzz'ers.
She met me at the highway on me way out the bush.
Makes one wonder if this is always the best way of dewn things.
Owner may sweat a bit look'in fur hizz fur oar be pleasantly surprised to
find it in their back yard?
WSY?
