Rocket Surgery
CGN Ultra frequent flyer
Right now a japanese soldier just high-fived a unicorn and made shinto superhuman babies and they said: "Haha round eyes you won the war on the sea but now you buy ipod and elmo dolls from us". It's so hard to get away from the invincible empire's war machine, they will chase you down and sell you stuff faster than the kid in the 1996 cavalier who is trying to race you at every intersection. Good thing I bought reliable Honda, because when the chevy breaks down on the side of the road you have to hide before the kids with the baggy pants come.
