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I have ordered a wrist altimeter. I figure I can set it so when I collapse to the floor next time it will automatically kick in an intervenous line connected to a bottle of single malt scotch. No slummin for this kid. If I am going out it isn't from dying from nothing and it will be with style. Note the wrist band will be in camo made by Armoured Tactical Warrior Ninja Inc, aka Made in China. Nothing untactical about my outfit.

Take Care

Bob
 
I REALLY need to get a webcam. Sitting in my hotel room in Florida with nothing to do but drink beer and laugh at this thread (ya, I know it's the middle of the day, thanks) and all of a sudden I have the urge to see how many pushups I can do. But I won't undertake this dangerous mission alone. Not without a webcam. I need you guys, my tac team, to watch my back (after I fall and can't get up). My grandmother used to have one of those special buttons for occasions like that. I just wonder if I could mount one in a plastic Navy Cross....
 
Hey........what's that I hear.......


Thump...thump.....thump.....thump....

Holy crap :eek: it's a Helicopter....hovering over my house....

c:

Guys dressed in black, with Ninja boots and gloves with the fingers cut off are throwing ropes out the sides.........

Oh Noes!!!!!!!!!:runaway:

They are jumping off the skids.......wait.......


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.......stupid Mall Ninja's....they cheaped out and bought bungee cords instead of rope........they are bouncing off the ground like indian rubber balls.......:eek:

Oh the Humanity.......one guy is trying to reassemble his firearm, in mid flight......poor guy......lost his take down lever.....

helicopter is leaving....Mall Ninja's are bouncing off the skids and the ground.......luckily they have decent training, and no one got hurt.

I am sure they will be back!!!!!! Maybe I should change my usename, so they can't track me down again. Where is a mad when you need him...........:pirate:
 
oh the humanity,

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tritium said:
Filling a camel back = too much work.

Beer was made to be drank from a can, it's God's way, any other way is satanic and evil. :evil:
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I would argue that beer is best from a bottle, however if you need to mount it to a tac vest, cans are the way to go. So smoke grenade pouches are the right size? What about a tall boy? Is it big enough to hold a can with a coozy on it? Details man, details!
 
hungrybeagle said:
Beer is best from a can. That way you can don't have to worry about broken glass if you drop it when you're sitting in a river.
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Technically a keg is a can, right? And once it's empty it can be used as a flotation device. Gonna need some kind of pack for it though. Suggestions Trit?
 
Bob, not sure how bad you actually are after that half push, up but I started the single malt IV in you just after you fell face first half way thought your first push up, you are on bottle # 3 now. Tritium, that is a fantastic idea, we still have more then enough here, this thread required a lot, so I stocked up.
 
Tim Cox!

Tim: Well played!

BTW I was giving this some thought, just how does one do a sit up with a Level IIIA vest on? It's next to impossible. A modified crunch maybe... nah, not even that... man, I picked a bad month to quit drinking.:mad:

As to the keg... RAID pack! It's the only way to fly... or I know a couple of nylon folks who might help. I betcha Farmboy could hook us up!;)

bluesman... you could make lots of money doing that on one of those live #### sites! Heck You don't even have to get naked, just register under some chick's name and some slob will pay to see it!:eek:
 
Quigley said:
I'm not interested in participating...but I will throw in $20 if you put a few of those videos back up.

:cool:
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Originally Posted by WTSF
You must be in adequate physical shape to compete. That is why we have minimum physical requirements. You can’t blame WTSF just because you can shoot, but out of shape. This program is not for everyone and if you tough - prove it! If you can’t than sucks to be you – enjoy your beer in front of your computer screen. If you obesity abstracting you from pushing yourself of the ground, or sprint hundred yards and then show your perfect marksmanship skills – then you really have to blame yourself.

LOCATION

Silverdale Gun Club

DIRECTIONS

QEW to exit 57 (Victoria Ave. Vineland), follow south for 14.5 kms. (after passing Victoria Fireworks) turn right on Conc 4 Rd. follow about 5 kms. past the no exit sign, we will be located on the left side.
4948 Conc 4 Rd. St. Anns, L0R 1Y0
If using a GPS, location will be 4948 Conc 4, West Lincoln

http://www.silverdalegunclub.com/index.html

E-mail your information to: info@wtsf.us, provide your:

1-Name
2-Date of participation/category
3-Range fee ($20) must be paid to Silverdale Gun Club

WWW.WTSF.US

I have some really bad memories of Silverdale gun club especially some RO:jerkit: there,
 
If the original poster is still around, I don't agree with any of these guys! Please inbox me the dates for the course and I will be there for sure. Everyone here should just stop messing around. This guy could probably beat all of you at anything he chooses.

Thanks.
 
PH Racing said:
I would argue that beer is best from a bottle, however if you need to mount it to a tac vest, cans are the way to go. So smoke grenade pouches are the right size? What about a tall boy? Is it big enough to hold a can with a coozy on it? Details man, details!
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Camel Back works better for mixed drinks, rather then using up one pouch for the redbull and one for the vodka.
If you're going to have bottoles in you TAc Vest then you need the Larue tactical bottle opener.
 
Need to try the Beerbelly!

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/SearchResults.asp?Cat=1

Hide a little more in your gut!, even got one for the ladies! or some of you guys that are a little more endowed;)
 
cbabes said:
If the original poster is still around, I don't agree with any of these guys! Please inbox me the dates for the course and I will be there for sure. Everyone here should just stop messing around. This guy could probably beat all of you at anything he chooses.

Thanks.
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Sure you'll make it. Here's a few ideas to help with your "situation". Think about the mag storage possibilities ;)

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6gm6 said:
Sure you'll make it. Here's a few ideas to help with your "situation". Think about the mag storage possibilities ;)

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Situation, what situation? As of tomorrow night, he is on paternity leave for 3 months, damb you cbabes, I am so jealous.

Oh and cbabes about your last post above:
ha: ha: ha: ha: ha: ha: ha: ha: ha: ha: ha: ha: ha: ha: ha:
 
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