So the question today is: If my M14 got ruined in the washing machine, do I still have to turn it into the government? And how much will they pay me for it if I do?
Legendary thread.
Wherever that M305 is today, it belongs in a museum.
I guess if we ever have to turn stuff in to the government, best give it a quick cleaning in the dishwasher first. It'd be embarrassing to turn in a dirty gun! (And what if they run forensics on whatever grime you had going, eh?)
I thought you were supposed to clean it while having a shower.