Divorce question..

This seems appropriate for this thread.....

Guns are better than women because:

You can trade an old .44 for a new .22.

You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

Guns function normally every day of the month.

A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after handling it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
 
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