In my house, a bat, ASP or hockey stick is easier to get to then my toys; my toys are in the basement, in which one has to go into a closet for access. Don't ask, I didn't-I was afraid of the answer; the house is 200+ years old (dang ol farmers).
Besides, I got a primitive security system: an outside dog, an inside dog and a attack goose. Seriously, the goose raises holy He11 when someone comes up the driveway and chases people he doesn't know around the yard. It's funny to see. But dang, does it hurt, when he bites.
