two years back, i picked up a savage 311a sxs shotgun, took it out partridge hunting and shot a few, threw the partridge into the back of the truck and took off, got out to hunt the next little scrub patch and went to reach for my gun, it wern't there. It was sitting on the box rail when i took off, got back and there it was sticking out of the ground barrels first. had to dig 2 inches of mud out of each before i could fire it!
My buddy did that with an 870 and peeled the end of the barrel back 4 inches or so, he was gonna throw the whole gun out, but then sold it to me for 20$. Then he was all jealous when i showed up at his place with an 870 with a 18.5inch barrel, and no, I'm not that big of an ####### so i gave it to him for his birthday.
Horray for hacksws, files, emery paper, and crazy whiskey driven fantasies at 3 in the morning