Dumbest anti-hunting comment you've heard?

Slightly off Topic but I got a letter from P.E.T.A. recently. It was a "survey" intended to point out the enormous injustice that animals face, as that's what the questions/choices steered you to conclude.

I made a point of checking that I endorse use of live animals for military testing, as well as for lab testing... just to P.T.O., not that I actually believe that.

Then on the outside of the envelope, I wrote:

P.E.T.A. = "People Eating Tasty Animals"
and
P.E.T.A. = "Hypocrites"

Mailed it back to them. I'm hoping that letter handlers got to read it and the idiots at People Eating Tasty Animals, got to enjoy it also.
 
stupidest comment regarding hunting ive EVER heard goes out to a co-worker... they were talking about their typical tree-hugger horse-sh*t, granola and birkenstocks or something. i jokingly said " i guess you guys dont hunt then, eh" one idiot chimed in and said " i could never hunt, i could never kill an innocent animal, and if i missed i could never kill a tree" :50cal:

i asked him if he ate meat and wrote on paper. that shut him up.
 
geologist said:
Me talking to one of the ladies in my office.

Her: You're going deer hunting? (with that disapproving womanly tone).

Me: Yeah, if I get one do you want a roast?

Her: Sure!
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LOVE IT!!

I work for the feds in the office environment, annnnd, I promote hunting hugely! (Everyone knows I'm a devout hunter.)
Oddly, I've had this very similar conversation, with the most least likely people. IN FACT, I think I've yet to meet someone that resists....usually all the conversations end with them saying "Good luck on your hunt, and be careful out there."

Weeird....

No veggies around here...
 
geologist said:
Me talking to one of the ladies in my office.

Her: You're going deer hunting? (with that disapproving womanly tone).

Me: Yeah, if I get one do you want a roast?

Her: Sure!
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I would have asked her if she wanted a stuffed sausage.

One of the dumbest comments I heard is it's worth banning all guns if it saves one life.

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I was walking my son home from school and we were talking about going hunting on the weekend.

A disgusted 8 year old girl behind us says "You shoot NATURE!!??"

I just looked at my son and asked him who he thinks is the nature lover, him or her. He's spend countless hours hunting with me, she has probably never been out of the city, except to "rough it" in the family RV at the beach.

Good grief.

I've also heard the "No one needs to own a gun other than the police and the military." No point even arguing with someone that ignorant.
 
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My reply....."Bambi is a cartoon, not a real deer. You should seek some help if you are confused about that. Maybe if you spent less time infront of the tv and more time hiking in the woods, your ass wouldn't be so big."


HAHAHAHA funny :)
 
What did the poor little animals do to you.

I'd rather eat a carrot then a poor little fluffy bunny.

you must just have a small ##### if you hunt and own a gun.

Killing animals is crule, you should buy your meat from the supermarket.

No one needs a gun.

Hunting is evil and is far from a sport, you should take up curling or something.

F**k I can't even remember them all, sometimes I just wanna grab them by the ears and yell YOUR A PHUCKING IDIOT AND YOU FAIL AT LIFE, SO STOP TALKING..... sigh but I'm a nice guy.
 
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Fudge packer at work commenting on how we hold up the animal's head for the grip and grin picture so that it looks like it is still alive. Just plain dumb.
 
My favorite is when people ask me if I am going to eat what I kill, with that snide grin and evil stare. I usually just say " Why yes I eat what I kill, why else would I spend Thousands of dollars on clothes, equipment, firearms, bows, fuel and who knows what else." I don't know where people get the idea, that we are all out there, shooting up the woods, for no other good reason, than for just shooting. Game meat has to be about the most expensive food on the planet, I am sure not going to let it go to waste, and I have never met one hunter, in all my travels, that thinks this way.

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Tell your mother that Esau was a mighty hunter, and favored by God.

The stupidest thing I ever heard was from a co-worker, who, upon learning that I hunted, said "I never pictured you for a hunter."
"Oh?", I asked, "Why's that?"
"Because you're such a nice guy" he replied.

I guess we're all just a bunch of bastards.



GeoTrekr said:
"We love you, and we don't want you to make the wrong choices that would prevent you from going to heaven"

-My mother upon me telling her that while I had no immediate plans to go hunting, I don't have a problem with it in general. :rolleyes: So now God's against it.

For the record, I do believe in God and loosely follow Christian values in my life, but I know for a damn fact there's nothing anti-hunting in the Bible. If anything, it probably condones it somewhere. Unbelievable, just unbelievable. Either that, or every butcher is going to hell :eek:;).
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GeoTrekr said:
"We love you, and we don't want you to make the wrong choices that would prevent you from going to heaven"

-My mother upon me telling her that while I had no immediate plans to go hunting, I don't have a problem with it in general. :rolleyes: So now God's against it.

For the record, I do believe in God and loosely follow Christian values in my life, but I know for a damn fact there's nothing anti-hunting in the Bible. If anything, it probably condones it somewhere. Unbelievable, just unbelievable. Either that, or every butcher is going to hell :eek:;).
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As far as what the bible says GEN1:28 "And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth." I get the impression that God has left this one to individual discretion.
 
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