Ever rip your pants crossing a fence???
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As Looky would put it..... "Huey Dewey and Louie"
I was wandering up to my favorite lake one day and there were a few deer on the side of the road.
Bambi just out of spots and I slowed right down.
Off they went and the bigger few hopped the barb wire fence.
Bambi tried and got caught between the top two rows.
I backed up out of sight as the poor thing was watching me as it jumped.
The bit of struggle I seen sure hurt the heart.
It finally managed to free itself and I silently wept for it.
Not a fun thing to see.
Bambi just out of spots and I slowed right down.
Off they went and the bigger few hopped the barb wire fence.
Bambi tried and got caught between the top two rows.
I backed up out of sight as the poor thing was watching me as it jumped.
The bit of struggle I seen sure hurt the heart.
It finally managed to free itself and I silently wept for it.
Not a fun thing to see.
One of my first duties many years ago as a Trainee Conservation Officer was shooting a deer that was in a similar predicament. It had dislocated one of it hind hips. Not pretty.
As for ripping pants only a time or two! No parts were left hanging however.
As for ripping pants only a time or two! No parts were left hanging however.
Only once, right on the left cheek of my buttock, it only took four stitches to close it. It kept my friends laughing for quite some time, this was 42 years ago
and it still gets brought up on occasion. Not one of my brightest moments, I still have the scar.
and it still gets brought up on occasion. Not one of my brightest moments, I still have the scar.
When I was a kid we were playing a game called spotlight. One guy with a flashlight gives the others a chance to hide then armed with a flashlight tries to find the other people before they reach a pre decided homebase. Played outdoors in backyards or woods obviously.
Anyway , we were playing this as kids and a buddy of mine was on the run and jumped a fence , he got caught up so bad he actually tore his bag open. No sh!t , got stitches and almost lost a testicle in the ordeal. Ill never forget that as long as I live lol.
Anyway , we were playing this as kids and a buddy of mine was on the run and jumped a fence , he got caught up so bad he actually tore his bag open. No sh!t , got stitches and almost lost a testicle in the ordeal. Ill never forget that as long as I live lol.
Few years back I found a fresh one hung up in the fence, drug it out to where I could watch it, the next morning it was gone, no drag marks, no hair, no nothing. Did a search radius of probably 200 yards, never found a trace of it. It likely weighed 150lbs.
