Fenix Illuminator UHD 801 - for when life gets dull! LIGHT IT UP!
additional options can include; being converted to a space aged light saber with a tritium nitrite phoenix amber crystal add-on!
Only for sale to those who have sworn to correct the Lying Liberal politicians and shed "light" on their foolish plans for "accepted" domination.
the Ultra High Definition Light is also useful when you drop your coffee money under the seat, or to look down the storm drain and confirm "yup, theres my keys."
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