Final Vote: Help Name The TNA Muzzle Brake

[True North Arms Corp]

Over the past few weeks, hundreds of customers took part in our TNA Muzzle Brake Naming Contest, submitting name ideas through our survey and across social media. The response was well beyond what we expected — thank you to everyone who participated.

We’ve now reached the final round.

First of all, the most votes for design went to option C:

And for name, after reviewing all submissions, the TNA team narrowed things down to a shortlist of finalist names:

Finalist names:

• Bruiser
• The “Eargeschplittenloudenboomer” — inspired by German engineering
• MCGAB (Make Canada Great Again Brake)
• The Concussor
• Gaseous Anomaly
• The Pillow Fluffer
• TNA Kicker
• The “Muskie” — inspired by the fast, powerful northern fish
• The Whisper Pickle
• BrakeyMcBrakeface

Now it’s up to you to decide the winner.

Cast your vote using the link below and help choose the official name that will go into production. The person who chose the name will receive their nominated muzzle brake at no cost.

TAKE ME TO THE SURVEY!​

Thanks again for being part of this — we’re looking forward to seeing which name comes out on top.

-True North Arms

 

[Brass balls]

• Gaseous Anomaly

 

[Mark-II]

Most of those are terrible..

 

[Bustercluck]

ATM, by TNA
DTF, by TNA

 

[Beeron]

None of the above

 

[Youzawhale]

If this is not the perfect demonstration of why you shouldn't ask the internet to name your products, I don't know what is.

 

[aftermidnight]

MIL Spec... (Mother In Law) ... Loud and obnoxious.

 

[Mark-II]

If this is not the perfect demonstration of why you shouldn't ask the internet to name your products, I don't know what is.

Well said, but remember also that they chose this short list. I submitted a couple carefully considered names, and while I don't really care that none were considered, I look at this cybertruck fire in comparison and just have to think "Come ON".

It makes it look like the company is run by teenagers who have been too long pickled in meme culture

 

[Johnyy]

The TNA
G-MAB
'Give Me A Brake'

 

[Suther]

BrakeyMcBrakeface was the CLEAR winner in the other thread.

 

[taeish]

Reminds me of fancy restaurants food-on-anything-but-plate situation.
Boring is fine.

 

[6point5prc]

So many awesome names in the original post—seriously, how do you guys choose?

 

[DerWeißeWolf]

Pillow Fluffer, lol. That takes my vote.

 

[Threemorewishes]

Decibel Dumper
Less-Is-More
Soot Sampler Port
Corner Gasser

 

[hsatimmy]

id put money on votes not counting for $@#%. BrakeyMcBrakeface or we riot

 

[HunterKillerV]

MCGAB in this political firestorm is uterly repulsive. Be ashamed.

I'd say the Muskie fits best and isn't terrible like the rest.

 

[dracconian]

BrakeyMcBrakeface was the CLEAR winner in the other thread.

I fully agree. Guess they did not pay attention to the shipping naming in the UK that went epically south.