Free Gun Day!

[JimboJones]

Q. Where do you find a no legged dog?






A. Right where you left him.

 

[JimboJones]

Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?






A. Ugly sheep.

 

[Sadosubliminal]

 

[AikiNut]

You hear about the woman who had a dog with no legs?


Every morning she took it out for a drag.

 

[JimboJones]

Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?






A. They're trying to get away from the noise.

 

[JimboJones]

Q. How do you double the value of a Geo Metro?







A. Fill it with gas.

 

[JimboJones]

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions?






A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

 

[Sadosubliminal]

 

[JimboJones]

Q. What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?







A. The taste!

 

[17asleep]

need more posts in here

 

[JimboJones]

Q. What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?






A. Wipe him off, apologize and RUN!

 

[Sadosubliminal]

 

[JimboJones]

need more posts in here

I'm trying, but the lame joke site is running out of material...

 

[willywonka519]

Q: What is orange and looks good on Hippies?

A: Fire

 

[JimboJones]

Q. Why did the koala fall out of the tree?






A. Because it was dead.

 

[Sadosubliminal]

 

[JimboJones]

Q. What was Osama bin Laden's idea of safe ###?







A. Marking the camels that kick.

 

[willywonka519]

Q: What is black and tan and looks good on Hippies?

A: My German Shepherd

 

[Sadosubliminal]

 

[Sadosubliminal]