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A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"

The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."

The trucker replies, "Listen, I ain't horny. I'm homesick."
 
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A lady visits her therapist. "I think my husband is a son of a :bigHug::bigHug::bigHug::bigHug::bigHug:."

The therapist asks why she thinks that. She replies, "Well, he kisses me."

The therapist kisses her and says, "I kissed you, and I'm not a son of a :bigHug::bigHug::bigHug::bigHug::bigHug:."

She replies, "Yes, but he feels me up."

The therapist proceeds to feel her up.

He returns to his seat and says, "I felt you up, and I'm not a son of a :bigHug::bigHug::bigHug::bigHug::bigHug:."

The lady replies, "But he -- you know -- has ### with me."

So the therapist goes over and has ### with her. After they're finished, the therapist says, "See, I just had ### with you, and I'm not a son of a :bigHug::bigHug::bigHug::bigHug::bigHug:."

The lady says, "Yes, but my husband has AIDS."

The therapist says, "SON OF A :bigHug::bigHug::bigHug::bigHug::bigHug:."
 
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A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"

The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."

The trucker replies, "Listen, I ain't horny. I'm homesick."
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