Free shotgun! Yes another free shotgun :)

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There is even an optional security gun that police and military the world over reach
when the chips are down. For security model the short stock is provided for better
balance.
The barrel is made by steel SAE 1045, in smooth bore, the chamber in 2 ¾” and dual
extraction with two opposite extractors, in all models.
This shotgun comes with lightweight in anodized aluminum receiver in a special alloy
for guns, ABNT 7075 with thermal treatment.
Polished, matte or nickel fi nished provides with screw in choke or cylinder, the total
weight around 3.100 Kg. the forend is made by polymer or wood.
With dual lateral commands to extraction and posterior closure the gun. There are two
recoil lever locks fi xed on the forend in high carbon steel treated thermally.
On the left side of the receiver there is the lock’s release to unloading of the shotgun in
an extremely easy handling.
The shooting battery is independent, attached on the trigger guard, It is easy removal
and totally interchangeable.
The manual unloading can be effected with a touch on the cartridge forend iron catch
placed in the interior of the receiver.
Capacity 4+1 or 7+1 shots.
 
I sent this email to my dad as a joke and the response I got ...keep in mind he's scottish with a crazy barbaric scottish accent.




From: Sean ... []
Sent: December-21-12 3:18 PM
To: Home
Subject: Dad I am safe




Hi Dad,

Just wanted you to know how responsible I am.

With the Holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving. As you may know some of us have been known to have
brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends.

Well two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several cocktails followed by some rather nice red wine.
Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit. That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a cab home.

Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block but since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident.
This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't know where I got it and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Haha

Response

..Too bloody funny.
 
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without ### for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.

The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.

"Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister.

"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over."

The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.

"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."
 
Dumptruck said:
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback sits at a traffic light next to a kid on a shiny new bike.

The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid says, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Well, next year, tell Santa to put a tail light on that bike."

The cop then issues the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the d**k underneath the horse, instead of on top."
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Lol
 
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