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Maverick22
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- Interior, BC
Makes me wonder how many ppl are sitting back for that final push
Oh the stories we could come up with...haha
- Location
- Midland, ON
I am not a number. I am a real man!
Two men go duck hunting. They settle down in their hide and start waiting
for the ducks. This gets rapidly boring for one of them so he reaches into his
backpack and withdraws a bottle of 100 proof scotch.
"Want some?" he asks his mate.
"No, I've got to concentrate on hunting ducks."
"Okay..." he says and happily drains the bottle.
They go back to watching for ducks. Again, the man gets bored and gets from
his backpack another bottle of scotch.
"Want some." he asks again.
"No, thanks" is his reply
"Your loss." he says and happily drains the bottle. He's pretty sloshed by
now, but goes back to help his friend watch for ducks.
A minute later, a single duck flies up. "Bang!!!" goes his mates gun.
"Damn, missed" his mate says.
The man waves his gun in the general direction of the sky. "Bang!!!" his gun
goes. He kills the duck straight.
"Wow," his mate, "how did you do that?"
"Well," he replied, "when there's a whole flock, you can hardly miss, can
you?"
for the ducks. This gets rapidly boring for one of them so he reaches into his
backpack and withdraws a bottle of 100 proof scotch.
"Want some?" he asks his mate.
"No, I've got to concentrate on hunting ducks."
"Okay..." he says and happily drains the bottle.
They go back to watching for ducks. Again, the man gets bored and gets from
his backpack another bottle of scotch.
"Want some." he asks again.
"No, thanks" is his reply
"Your loss." he says and happily drains the bottle. He's pretty sloshed by
now, but goes back to help his friend watch for ducks.
A minute later, a single duck flies up. "Bang!!!" goes his mates gun.
"Damn, missed" his mate says.
The man waves his gun in the general direction of the sky. "Bang!!!" his gun
goes. He kills the duck straight.
"Wow," his mate, "how did you do that?"
"Well," he replied, "when there's a whole flock, you can hardly miss, can
you?"
eadhorse:hyper45450
Regular
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- Peterborough, ON
Dam i need to pee.... I guess we are going to have to pause this thread
http://www.weirdfacts.com/fun-facts-a-stuff/3061-percents-and-stats.html
Here you go, just google weird facts, a pile of different sites come up, this is the one I chose
Soon2Boost
CGN Regular
- Location
- Calgary, AB, canada
I will win!
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