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frenchyguy

frenchyguy

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here is a story from last hunting season, i used to live within town limits, 250 yards from the rcmp station, and a school. i had a double lot, with a heavy green belt between me and the houses behind me. i had a complete fence surrounding the back yard.during a storm a small lattice section had blown down creating a door way. one morning i came out to find a large doe running back and forth from one side of the fence to the other. she had gotten into the backyard and couldn't get out. so having been skunked that year deer wise, i grabbed a machete and walked into position to catch her in the neck.(thats a desperate deer hunter) as i waited for a opportune time to strike, my 5 year old daughter came outside crying. my wife hollered to me. keeping my eyes on the doe, i asked what the problem was? she replied, " your daughter is afraid santa wont be able to deliver his presents to all the boys and girls without one of his reindeer " needless to say, daddy released the "reindeer" lol.....
 
some things are better left unsaid. thats the prudish part of me

now for the funny part...bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, your daughter believes in santa?
 
nate18 said:
some things are better left unsaid. thats the prudish part of me

now for the funny part...bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, your daughter believes in santa?
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If you dont belive in santa

Start right now and tell every one you do not want anything for Xmas

even tell the lady at the credit card head office so when you go to buy yourself a xmas present -------> DECLINED :mad:

Sorry just had to do it
 
Cole said:
And you would have been released from the clink in about 5 years for a stunt like that.
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you'd be surprised at the number of people who don't get 5 years for killing another human being, let alone killing a deer..

can't say the neck chop is a method i'd be trying to fill my tag though.
 
eastwind said:
Even putting it out here on the web tells me you should never be allowed to hunt or own firearms.
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Some people might say that based on your emotional over-reaction you should never be allowed to hunt or own a gun, either. They'd probably be wrong, just like you are.
 
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i would have put my money on the deer 10 to 1 even with you machety .we hd deer on the farm that were raised for meat and it would take three grown men to hold down a yearling .one guy on the two back feet and one guy one thwe front feet and anohter to hold the deer it self .boy do thy kick th poop out of you .a full grown deer no way thy will kick and even bite you could ahve been in for a world of hurt DUTCH
 
Obviously it was not one of Santa's Deer or it would have flown out of the backyard. Bad for missing the easy kill.
Sounds like you have a shirt tail coming your way.. LOL
 
Ja, I'm with Riden.... Maybe the OP lives in a "No Hunting" area, which might make the harvesting of wildlife illegal.
However, how is a large knife really any different than a broadhead on an arrow?
 
Highly unlikely he would have landed a disabling and fatal cut on Bambi, but hey, outstanding story if he had! Bad taste? Some folks thinking shooting Bambi from so far away he/she has no idea you exist is in bad taste. Close enough to smell her? Good luck, and hunting reduced to its most elemental. Golly, we are a pious lot.
 
Awesome story!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF do anti hunters troll here 24/7?

If you have a tag and do not discharge a firearm or bow or airsoft or your ####, what is the problem?
 
wow the kind of sh*t you should keep to yourself... You must be the kind of guy who hunts a .950 Gazillion Win Super Ultra Gigga Dupra Mag w/ ribbed bullets for their pleasure...
 
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