funny turkey incident at a buddys

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well my buddy has some turkeys he keeps as pets *not wild turkeys * they also help to bring in the wild turkeys
he has 3 big toms and a few hens well yesterday afternoon i went over to see him to drp some truck lights off to him and show him how to make the brackets to mount them and we start to head out back to let my son see the turkeys well we get close to the pens and there is this big tom laying on top of the hen putting it to her pretty hard then after about a minute one of the other toms took over anyway after about five minutes of this they stop the hens just slumped over on her belly and most of her feathers have been pulled out and flying all over the place well turns out the hen died dont know why or how but when she fell over she landed in i guess it would be the breeding position so the toms thought she was ready to mate well anyway it was just kinda funny but my son didnt get to see the turkeys lol
i dont know nothing about turkeys or there mating stuff so if i worded this wrong please correct me
 
Necrophiliac turkeys is most definately a precursor event to turkey zombies.

Best to just eat a few of 'em to be sure all is well.
 
yeah we had turkey for supper damn good tasting too mind you itwas kinda hard getting some of the prestuffing out
 
your a mean bastard do you know how long its gonna take to get these god awful images out of my head PS i am gonna send some of that turkey to you for Xmas by then you'll have forgotton about this
 
SignGuy said:
your a mean bastard do you know how long its gonna take to get these god awful images out of my head PS i am gonna send some of that turkey to you for Xmas by then you'll have forgotton about this
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great some free bear bait please send through snailmail:p
 
fogducker said:
does his turkeys sound like banjo music???get your buddy to join gun nutz:p he could call himself
furkeytucker:p :D
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i would but hes not into computers doesnt have one doesnt want one lol
but he loves his giant satelite with 20 + channels of hunting and fishing lol



one more post to go wooohooo
 
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